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21-12-06
Posted: 21 Dec 2006, 18:37
by bushman*pm
Suffolk police are hunting a dyslexic santa claus
who keeps leaving prozzies under the tree
bought the wife her xmas presents:
small red dress, fishnet stockings and a one way ticket to Ipswich
suffolk police are hunting the ghost of Steve Irwin as he's going after anything with large flaps & smells of fish
Posted: 21 Dec 2006, 18:43
by scotty
I heard that Ipswich Town FC had to cancel their Home game last week as a Dyslexic Copy Cat Killer had murdered all the
Substitutes 
Coat...................I know
Posted: 21 Dec 2006, 18:50
by bushman*pm
and the rugby team also cancelled when they lost all their hookers!
get my coat while your'e at the cloakroom please Scotty!
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 02:00
by Silver_Owl
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 10:37
by markfiend
Oof.
Too soon methinks.
Or not.
Posted: 23 Dec 2006, 14:43
by the-happening
Whats the difference between the Ipswich killer and Mr Kipling?
Mr Kipling can get six tarts in a box!
Posted: 23 Dec 2006, 16:53
by Izzy HaveMercy
People in Ipswich wanting sex for Christmas are asked to buy early whilst stocks last...
IZ.
Posted: 23 Dec 2006, 16:57
by Izzy HaveMercy
If you think the weather is a bit cold in YOUR area...
It's minus 5 in Ipswich.
IZ.
Posted: 23 Dec 2006, 17:12
by eotunun
*cough*
Posted: 23 Dec 2006, 17:44
by Izzy HaveMercy
On another note: did you know HeartLand is one of the rare fora where posters of Ipswich jokes are NOT told off for such a display of poor taste?
Does that mean we're all grown-up, sensible human beings who see the psychological value of treating sheer horror with humour?
Or does it just mean we're a bunch of heartless bastards?
IZ.
Posted: 23 Dec 2006, 18:04
by James Blast
yes
Posted: 24 Dec 2006, 00:46
by canon docre
James Blast wrote:yes
... and yes.