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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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JCC Article.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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He's all style and no content, that Clark. :innocent:
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Gaaaahhhh - love the new avatar! :notworthy:

Have you ever seen that Sugar Puffs advert he did? :lol: :eek:

Edit - YOU WILL TAKE THAT BACK, NICK!
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boudicca wrote:Gaaaahhhh - love the new avatar! :notworthy:

Have you ever seen that Sugar Puffs advert he did? :lol: :eek:

Edit - YOU WILL TAKE THAT BACK, NICK!
This one?
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Hee hee! Yes!
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boudicca wrote:YOU WILL TAKE THAT BACK, NICK!
NEVAR! :P
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JCC :notworthy:
not seen the ads before :lol: They're fab!
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Actually it was this one I meant...
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nick, and I mean this in a friendly way -

You Are a Arse!!!
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James Blast wrote:nick, and I mean this in a friendly way -

You Are a Arse!!!
Even a sixth-grader can put on some shades, grow his hair Robert-Smith-ish and recite basic-rhyme poetry with a somewhat irritable voice. Mwahaha. :P
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nick the stripper wrote:
James Blast wrote:nick, and I mean this in a friendly way -

You Are a Arse!!!
Even a sixth-grader can put on some shades, grow his hair Robert-Smith-ish and recite basic-rhyme poetry with a somewhat irritable voice. Mwahaha. :P
But not with style and panache! :wink:
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nick the stripper wrote:
James Blast wrote:nick, and I mean this in a friendly way -

You Are a Arse!!!
Even a sixth-grader can put on some shades, grow his hair Robert-Smith-ish and recite basic-rhyme poetry with a somewhat irritable voice. Mwahaha. :P
But not enough of them do!
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There's a good article with JCC and Alex whatshisface from the Arctic Monkeys in this months Mojo.

JCC is a god :notworthy: :notworthy: (even tho he's a Manc :innocent: )
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boudicca wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:
James Blast wrote:nick, and I mean this in a friendly way -

You Are a Arse!!!
Even a sixth-grader can put on some shades, grow his hair Robert-Smith-ish and recite basic-rhyme poetry with a somewhat irritable voice. Mwahaha. :P
But not enough of them do!
:) :notworthy:
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JCC :notworthy:
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nick the stripper wrote:
James Blast wrote:nick, and I mean this in a friendly way -

You Are a Arse!!!
Even a sixth-grader can put on some shades, grow his hair Robert-Smith-ish and recite basic-rhyme poetry with a somewhat irritable voice. Mwahaha. :P
Robert Smith didn't hair like that until well into his career. Late 70's he looked like your average sixth-grader. Then in the 80's he smeared on some lipstick and grew his hair John Cooper-Clarke ish and started singing some basic rhyming words with a somewhat irritable voice..
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Eldorado wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:
James Blast wrote:nick, and I mean this in a friendly way -

You Are a Arse!!!
Even a sixth-grader can put on some shades, grow his hair Robert-Smith-ish and recite basic-rhyme poetry with a somewhat irritable voice. Mwahaha. :P
Robert Smith didn't hair like that until well into his career. Late 70's he looked like your average sixth-grader. Then in the 80's he smeared on some lipstick and grew his hair John Cooper-Clarke ish and started singing some basic rhyming words with a somewhat irritable voice..
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Quite. Fat Bob was nothing but a copycat, a bastard child of John Cooper Clarke, Siouxsie, and some whiny little kid who you might want to slap if you were in a bad mood...
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Good pulling tunes though!
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Eldorado wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:
James Blast wrote:nick, and I mean this in a friendly way -

You Are a Arse!!!
Even a sixth-grader can put on some shades, grow his hair Robert-Smith-ish and recite basic-rhyme poetry with a somewhat irritable voice. Mwahaha. :P
Robert Smith didn't hair like that until well into his career. Late 70's he looked like your average sixth-grader. Then in the 80's he smeared on some lipstick and grew his hair John Cooper-Clarke ish and started singing some basic rhyming words with a somewhat irritable voice..
I couldn't agree more (I merely couldn't think of anyone else famous with hair like that). :lol:
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Leave Fat Bob Alone :cry:

Well until the next bunch of ar*e album ;D
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Is it just me that has a sneaking suspicion that under the papier maché head of Frank Sidebottom, you will find John Cooper-Clarke?
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That really is just you mark everyone knows he's Mark Radcliffe. ;D
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markfiend wrote:Is it just me that has a sneaking suspicion that under the papier maché head of Frank Sidebottom, you will find John Cooper-Clarke?
nope. i used to wonder about that too :lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Sidebottom
wikipedia wrote:a comedic character created and performed by English comedian and musician Chris Sievey
this is interesting:
wikipedia wrote:Sidebottom's former Oh Blimey Big Band members include Mark Radcliffe and Jon Ronson, and his driver was Chris Evans.
apropos of nothing, i gather PIB actually knows mr sidebottom...
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his "Proper Telly Show" on Channel M(anchester) is a bit arse though :| :lol:
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markfiend wrote:Is it just me that has a sneaking suspicion that under the papier maché head of Frank Sidebottom, you will find John Cooper-Clarke?
I always wondered about that too! :notworthy:
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