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Yes indeed, Love was in the air for a brief and highly charged moment. Was scouring the MySpace profile of the Boudacious one, reading with great interest about her love of Music, Movies, complicated words that end in the words 'ism' and Old medical paraphernalia ! The heart was all a flutter, the vital elements were coming together: The Simpsons, Life of Brian (Bloody Romans!) and even the Mishun!! were there !But then the love train was quickly derailed..

The Ramones and Midget Porn were missing from her list Every one knows that along with Kevin Smith movies and Kate Beckinsale's bum, every list needs to include the Ramones, Midget Porn and The imprisonment and impending death of that gangly emaciated worthless scumbag Russel Brand !!

Ho hum...Next

Ts ts ts... If the mere absence of these things put you off, it rather sounds like you're looking for excuses NOT to confess to your love, mate. Me, I wouldnae think twice about letting mere details getting in the way of true love. But then, that may be why I write songs about losing them frequently...

A lady admitting to liking Kevin Smith on the internet!?

Thats almost as dangerous for an attractive young lady as walking into a Games Workshop!

Maisey wrote:A lady admitting to liking Kevin Smith on the internet!?

Thats almost as dangerous for an attractive young lady as walking into a Games Workshop!

Hey! My missus walks in there frequently!

IZ.

Hey, I know loads of women who like Kevin Smith movies ( Chasing Amy, Clerks, Dogma and Mallrats in particular) oh and Jersey Girl !

Admittedly , Clerks 2 was not the master piece it could of been, ten years in the making and it sucked the big one quite badly, which was a shame.

But women do like his movies - No male hunks or girlie leads to go mushy over ( Bloom, Depp etc..) and the involvement of strong female characters and well constructed storylines (Dogma), Chasing Amy)have taken his movies forward - of course Jay does take it back two steps now and then, but that's on purpose as not to make Smith too much of a sell out.

As for women going into Games Workshops - Is that only reserved for single men who still live with their parents then Maisey


Women got themselves the vote through pressure and oppression - its their god given right to go into nerdy shops like everyone else. Bless 'em

I was loathe to click on this topic, thinking "Oh bugger, what have they found out?"
Now I'm thinking "I have always been here before"...

Regarding my omissions from the page - I haven't heard a great deal of the Ramones but from what I have heard I certainly don't dislike them, and I am growing decidedly irritated with That Russel Brand (though he's not emaciated enough for my tastes).

Can't honestly say I've ever been a fan of midget pr0n though, am I missing out?

Or Kate Beckinsale's bum.

boudicca wrote:Can't honestly say I've ever been a fan of midget pr0n though, am I missing out?

Just a little.

I'll bring some along to the next Meet.

smiscandlon wrote:

boudicca wrote:Can't honestly say I've ever been a fan of midget pr0n though, am I missing out?

Just a little.

did you mean thet?

scotty wrote:

smiscandlon wrote:

boudicca wrote:Can't honestly say I've ever been a fan of midget pr0n though, am I missing out?

Just a little.

did you mean thet?

There are no bounds to my wit. Apparently.

smiscandlon wrote:

boudicca wrote:Can't honestly say I've ever been a fan of midget pr0n though, am I missing out?

Just a little.

I'll bring some along to the next Meet.

You're a good 5 foot 8 Steven ... and I thought I made clear that we were just going for a drink!

Between that and horse-love, you worry me, you really do!

Ok, aside the midget porn and Ms. Beckinsale's amazing rear end ( All hail the genius that is still frame on dvd players) . The Ramones are a must for any music connoisseur's record collection. I urge you Ms. B to seize some downloads of them and open a whole new dimension in your music.

You mention in you MySpace that your more of a fan of 'new' music rather than t.v or movies. The Ramones may well have influenced many of the acts you discover / listen to. Indeed. Mr Eldritch once announced one of his greatest achievements was owning three out four of their autographs.

Download, listen, enjoy and let me know what you think

Gabba gabba Hey

Ramone wrote:You mention in you MySpace that your more of a fan of 'new' music rather than t.v or movies. The Ramones may well have influenced many of the acts you discover / listen to.

Pay attention! When I say new...

... I mean newly discovered! By me. Not "new" as in "in the charts"! Dear lord no. Read the list of bands again my friend... I'm relatively sure a good proportion of them are now defunct.

Why do you think I chill out with all you old gits?

boudicca wrote:Why do you think I chill out with all you old gits?

1: for the money
2: for the show



IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:

boudicca wrote:Why do you think I chill out with all you old gits?

1: for the money
2: for the show



IZ.

You're such an old cynic, Iz!

(Not that this necessarily means you're wrong ...)

By the way, I'm really embarrassed that it's been mentioned I "like" the m*****n. I did list them on my Myspace page but they're one of my least favourite "favourite bands", I only like them about one day of the year

I may be an OLD GIT but I defy anyone to feel chilled out in my presence

Keep Up The Good Work Ya Young Upstart!

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:

boudicca wrote:Why do you think I chill out with all you old gits?

1: for the money
2: for the show

Old gits? Where? Let's 'ave 'em!

boudicca wrote:Between that and horse-love, you worry me, you really do!

No, that's not what I meant when I said I was hung like a ...

Oh, never mind.

smiscandlon wrote:

boudicca wrote:Between that and horse-love, you worry me, you really do!

No, that's not what I meant when I said I was hung like a ...

Oh, never mind.

But I do! I'm scared to turn up the morra now!

Midget Porn - how do they reach it on the top shelf?!

I blame Soft Cell's Sex Dwarf video for the apparant interest in it.

esox wrote:Midget Porn - how do they reach it on the top shelf?!

esox wrote:I blame Soft Cell's Sex Dwarf video for the apparant interest in it.

I blame Snow White Does The Seven Dwarfs.

Ramone wrote:t gangly emaciated worthless scumbag Russel Brand !!

Maybe I'm missing something since I left England, but isn't he the tubby chap who used to do horoscopes?

Nah, man that's Russel Grant.


Russell Brand


Russell Grant

Anyway, what's this thread all about? Cyber-stalking?

Nah, someone explaining why exactly he fell out of love with Claire and expressing his undying love for the Ramones and Kevin Smith movies...

markfiend wrote: Nah, man that's Russel Grant.


Russell Brand


Russell Grant

Bum.
I've never seen or heard of the other guy, what does he do exactly?