Heartland

The next time you find yourself on a plane, sitting next to someone who
cannot resist chattering to you endlessly, I urge you to quietly pull your
laptop out of your bag, carefully open the screen (ensuring the irritating
person next to you can see it), and hit this link

That is so twisted ,It's brillant.

pass the incontinece pads, im all wet again!

Oh maaaaann !

So bad it's good!

IZ.

Raf, Ya baisturt! I ken whaur ye stole that frae!

but I don't care, 'cause I'm in the money...

just found this in my inbox:

Greetings to you,

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is Mr.Fadi Musa Umar a merchant in Tunisa and Dubai.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer.It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business.

Though I am very rich, I was never generous,I was always hostile to
people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for.
But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than
just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God
gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a
different way from how I have lived it.

Now that Almighty one has called me, I have willed and given most of my
property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well
as a few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul
so,I have decided to give also to charity organizations, as I want this to
be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money
to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria, Malaysia and some
countries in Africa. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I
cannot do this myself anymore.

I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and
distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and
Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do
not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have
left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash
deposit of One Billion United States Dollars $1,000,000,000 that I have with a Security Company in africa(undisclosed).

I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations. I have set aside 10% for you, your time and also any expenses incured during this Great task.Please I also want to believe that you are a honest person and can be trusted to be able to carry out this God's willing task I am asking of you. Please reply via: fadiumar_mm@walla.com

God be with you.

Mr.Fadi .M. Umar

WoooHooo!

Very good that counter, almost like that time I got on the plane and my mate said quite loud 'Ahhh, so this is where we're all going to die'

@James: What'll you be doing with it, off to some exotic country then? Or rather organise the Global FGG/Ahráyeph tour 2007?

Peter & Jordan Clicky
Have a look at the reviews...

TRULY excellent!!

EvilBastard wrote:Peter & Jordan Clicky
Have a look at the reviews...

Quality!

EvilBastard wrote:Peter & Jordan Clicky
Have a look at the reviews...

I actually have tears in my eyes I am laughing so much!!

Yeee Ha!!!!

it is my lucky day, I got rich all over again

ATTN Director,

I humbly wish to seek your assistance in matter that is very important and needs utmost trust and confidence.I am Mr.Annibe Williams,a close confidant of one of South African most powerful family.The wife of former top Government official, a gold magnat (Original owner of Kruger Gold Co).ie late Chief Bamunga Sango Mbeki, former Junior Minister of Mines and Power Federal republic of South Africa.

Unfortunately, He died soon after handing over because the new government wanted to probe his activities while in office for financial appropriations. Presently, all his foriegn and local account was frozen and their assets confiscated.

The wife wishes to move out of South Africa the sum of US$42Million , She wishes to invest the aforementioned sum in viable investment overseas.For obvious reasons, my client does not want to place this fund with established financial institution with the family name for security reasons.

It is her desire that the deal be handled as quietly as possible without possibility of any leakage to public or government.She has therefore empowered me to find and negotiate for a reliable and trustworthy foreigner who can assist to invest the fund properly for the family.

If you agree to act as a fund manager for my client and the family,I shall release the sum of US$42Million to you if you meet my requirements.The money available is safe with a private security company coded and logded in with a fictitious name.
Upon a favourable response from you, I shall let you know of the steps involved.Your commision shall be down payment of 15% of the total sum,that is US$6.3 and annual 10% of the sum after tax returns on investment for the first 5 years.

Thereafter,the terms shall be re-negotiated. If you are capable and willing to participate in this transaction contact me through my Private e-mail address: annibewilliams01@yahoo.it, for a heart to heart discussion.

Regards.

Mr.Annibe Williams
Private E-mail: annibewilliams01@yahoo.it


FGG/Ahráyeph with special guests The Sisters Of Mercy (80's Goth tribute act) World Tour is now on!

James Blast wrote: FGG/Ahráyeph with special guests The Sisters Of Mercy (80's Goth tribute act) World Tour is now on!

Just make sure you sort an Antwerp date. Sportpaleis, anyone?

So, James. Drinks are on you on Feb 24 then!

(literally, as I noticed before )

IZ.

Drinks on me?!

Hell!

Let's dance!



it's a Caddyshack thaaang

James Blast wrote:Drinks on me?!

Hell!

Let's dance!



it's a Caddyshack thaaang

Did you jist positively nick an image from itsalreadysigned4u, James?

IZ.

"Hey! Wang!!"



nope, no one understands...