Heartland

http://www.getmozinthecharts.vze.com

We're calling all Morrissey fans nationwide to download Life Is A Pigsty into the UK singles charts.

A week will be set (in the near future) where we will ask as many people as possible to download the track.

To keep yourself up-to-date please sign up to our mailing list and we will send you the information as it materialises. You can also follow the story as it happens at the Morrissey-Solo Forum. Please don't forget to join the mailing list so that we get a good idea of how many people are willing to download Morrissey into the charts.

All we ask is for you to spend 79p to get Morrissey into the charts.

Please tell others about this campaign by putting links on other forums, or using Bulletin services (e.g. Myspace)

Or get The Trashmen into the charts. We could do with some good honest loud rock, not indie-esque guitar twiddling or manufactured pop/rock/punk bands.

I hope you're not insinuating that Morrissey is indie-esque guitar twiddling or manufactured pop/rock/punk

robertzombie wrote:All we ask is for you to spend 79p to get Morrissey into the charts.

If we chip in 80p can we get him out of the country?

If everybody in the world chipped in a penny or so we could finance a project to catapault him into the sun.

Surely thats something humanity can unite to achieve?

I heard there is this Japanese or Chinese satellite bound for outer space, where you can put a message on for free.

Can we tie Mozzer on, pretending THAT is our message to the Greys, and save the 80p to buy a pint on Feb 24?

IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Can we tie Mozzer on, pretending THAT is our message to the Greys, and save the 80p to buy a pint on Feb 24?

I like your forward thinking there!

boudicca wrote:

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Can we tie Mozzer on, pretending THAT is our message to the Greys, and save the 80p to buy a pint on Feb 24?

I like your forward thinking there!

I always try to spend my money on good causes exclusively

IZ.

I should've know this would happen

robertzombie wrote:I should've know this would happen

Yes you should Robert. You should have known much better.

Bless.

You'll be fine with the project.. just don't expect too much support from here, bar a few people.

The Smiths have gotten me through some rough times and given me a good chuckle to boot, but can't say I'm overly keen on Mr. Stephen's solo work.

Do I dare part with seventy-nine pence?

Should we try to get The Sisters into the charts?

markfiend wrote:Should we try to get The Sisters into the charts?

You need product for that.

James Blast wrote:

markfiend wrote:Should we try to get The Sisters into the charts?

You need product for that.

Not necessarily new product though...

The Sun shines on the aluminium...

As much as I resent the idea of paying 79p for 30 seconds of music, it's morally imperative

nick the stripper wrote:Do I dare part with seventy-nine pence?

Yesss... Yessssss...... Yesssssssss.........

I would, but the iTunes store doesn't work around here. And his last album was a bit iffy.

I loved the Smiths when I was in my late teens, but sad to report I'm 35 now and would much rather have open bowel surgery than listen to them again.

<------ wonders, could I stab Morrisey into the charts?

James Blast wrote:<------ wonders, could I stab Morrisey into the charts?

If bothered, I could bitch-slap him right on the number one spot!

IZ.

Any publicity is good publicity

robertzombie wrote:Any publicity is good publicity

I know...If it didn't look so pretentious, I'd bitch-slap myself into the charts

IZ.

Maybe I can help

robertzombie wrote:Maybe I can help

Class!

IZ.