More genius from Viz - 5/2/07
Posted: 05 Feb 2007, 18:52
I wouldn't say boo to a goose. I'm not scared of them, I just realise that it would be largely pointless.
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Posted: 05 Feb 2007, 20:38
Cracks me up every time.
Posted: 08 Feb 2007, 00:01
" I had to laugh at my sister's son the other day-he has ginger hair and bozz eyes"
Posted: 08 Feb 2007, 11:07
"If Max Clifford is so good at PR, how come everyone thinks he's a cnut?"
Posted: 08 Feb 2007, 19:51
markfiend wrote:"If Max Clifford is so good at PR, how come everyone thinks he's a cnut?"
Posted: 09 Feb 2007, 00:33
markfiend wrote:"If Max Clifford is so good at PR, how come everyone thinks he's a cnut?"
Posted: 09 Feb 2007, 01:29
IZ.
Posted: 09 Feb 2007, 11:04
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV and said to his wife "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts".
She looked a little puzzled but brought him a beer. When he finished it he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry but brought him a beer. When it was gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh bollocks, it's started."
She looked a little puzzled but brought him a beer. When he finished it he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry but brought him a beer. When it was gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh bollocks, it's started."