Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
If you've got it, we want it. J2EE, EJB3, Swing, Tiger, Spring, Toplink, SQL. Any three will do. 2+ years under 30k. PM me. We might be stiff but we know how to throw a party.
No agencies. Fiver to QB instead.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.