Heartland

Just had a laugh to one of the threads on the Terrorizer magazine forum about reading too much into band names, and I wondered if anyone could think of any others? Admittedly I did nick these ones

Cradle Of Filth. Who keeps pornography in a child's cot?

Bestial Mockery - taking the p*ss out of animals? "Haha, you furry wankers, you can't even read a book!"

Darkwoods My Bethrothed - marrying trees

Velvet Revolver- Not much use in a duel

...And Oceans: WHAT and oceans? Just tell us.

Apocryphal Voice: "Did you hear a voice?" "Nah, a lot of people claim they did but in fact there never was a voice at all."

Arise From Thorns: Surely this refers to a sort of shocked whooping noise followed by the sound of someone going s**t as they pluck thorns out of their arse.

Dark Funeral: "Where did you put the f**king coffin?" "I dunno, was it over here?" *CLONK* "Ouch"

The Embraced: Go on, give us a cuddle.

Funeral Mist: "Where did you put the f**king coffin?" Sorry, I've done this.

Naer Mataron: As loved by Kenneth Williams.

astral doors - oooh, doors that go into space!

current 93 - what, the 93rd current you ate?

alkaline trio - calcium carbonate, potassium hydroxide & sodium hydroxide?

Vader - Seriously did they get their name from Darth Vader?

Blind Guardian - Wouldn't be a very good Guardian if they were blind!

Brideoffrankenstein wrote: Naer Mataron: As loved by Kenneth Williams.

That one made me laugh out loud !

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Just had a laugh to one of the threads on the Terrorizer magazine forum about reading too much into band names, and I wondered if anyone could think of any others? Admittedly I did nick these ones

Cradle Of Filth. Who keeps pornography in a child's cot?

Bestial Mockery - taking the p*ss out of animals? "Haha, you furry wankers, you can't even read a book!"

Darkwoods My Bethrothed - marrying trees

Velvet Revolver- Not much use in a duel

...And Oceans: WHAT and oceans? Just tell us.

Apocryphal Voice: "Did you hear a voice?" "Nah, a lot of people claim they did but in fact there never was a voice at all."

Arise From Thorns: Surely this refers to a sort of shocked whooping noise followed by the sound of someone going s**t as they pluck thorns out of their arse.

Dark Funeral: "Where did you put the f**king coffin?" "I dunno, was it over here?" *CLONK* "Ouch"

The Embraced: Go on, give us a cuddle.

Funeral Mist: "Where did you put the f**king coffin?" Sorry, I've done this.

Naer Mataron: As loved by Kenneth Williams.

astral doors - oooh, doors that go into space!

current 93 - what, the 93rd current you ate?

alkaline trio - calcium carbonate, potassium hydroxide & sodium hydroxide?

Vader - Seriously did they get their name from Darth Vader?

Blind Guardian - Wouldn't be a very good Guardian if they were blind!

@BOF:

Brideoffrankenstein wrote: Dark Funeral: "Where did you put the f**king coffin?" "I dunno, was it over here?" *CLONK* "Ouch"

Any enlightenment on the Anal Cnut front then?

Motz wrote:Any enlightenment on the Anal Cnut front then?

I'll look into it..........

Here's two more:

Paradise Lost - I'm sure I left it around here somewhere...
Fields of the Nephilim - it's amazing what you can grow with good soil and the right fertilizer

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Funeral Mist: "Where did you put the f**king coffin?" Sorry, I've done this.

Even better if a German band.

Marvellous chuckling. Nice one Libs.

'oooh, doors that go into space'.

Avenged Sevenfold - retributive origami? Hows that work then?

@MH

Haha! would that would be the chaining of Melkor in the deepest vaults of Mandos by any chance?

Maisey wrote:@MH

Haha! would that would be the chaining of Melkor in the deepest vaults of Mandos by any chance?

Blimey that's a long name for a band

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Bestial Mockery - taking the p*ss out of animals? "Haha, you furry wankers, you can't even read a book!"

This one does it for me.

Maisey wrote:@MH

Haha! would that would be the chaining of Melkor in the deepest vaults of Mandos by any chance?

I think BoF may have a few of their CDs.

Old Man's Child: "so we misunderstood you, gramps, when you told us the nurse was there to help you gettin'm' up?"

IZ.

I can't help myself. I won't allow anyone to be more LOTR anal than me

Black Metal is just Lotr fanboy noise. Varg Vikkerness had a 6 meter map of middle earth of his wall and Burzum means darkness in the black language. Don't get me started on Summoning.

Maisey wrote:I won't allow anyone to be more LOTR anal than me

Bet?

markfiend wrote:

Maisey wrote:I won't allow anyone to be more LOTR anal than me

Bet?

I figure I'll let Maisey off with this, cos my thing is the Silmarillion.

mm yes mine too. and unfinished tales.

Maisey wrote:I can't help myself. I won't allow anyone to be more LOTR anal than me

Black Metal is just Lotr fanboy noise. Varg Vikkerness had a 6 meter map of middle earth of his wall and Burzum means darkness in the black language. Don't get me started on Summoning.

one of my bestest mates used to play in the German death Metal hopefuls (back in the 90s at least ) Morgoth.

Morgoth - blacker than thou
Strapping Young Lad - pish name for a metal band or fit farm hand
Celtic Frost - a cold day in the Jungle*
Voivod - you were trying to spell voided, yeah?
Nine Inch Nails - Home Improvement
Revolting Cocks - scabby chickens

I think I'll stop now

*only Big Si will get that

Maisey wrote:I can't help myself. I won't allow anyone to be more LOTR anal than me

Black Metal is just Lotr fanboy noise. Varg Vikkerness had a 6 meter map of middle earth of his wall and Burzum means darkness in the black language. Don't get me started on Summoning.

Of course, that's the whole POINT of 'Summoning'

Its a bit like saying that Goff is just 'Nosferatu: the movie' and Theda Bara fanboy noise...

I can't be having with flogging off Black Metal!

IZ.

James Blast wrote:Celtic Frost - a cold day in the Jungle*

*only Big Si will get that

They still win the game, whatever the weather

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:

Maisey wrote:I can't help myself. I won't allow anyone to be more LOTR anal than me

Black Metal is just Lotr fanboy noise. Varg Vikkerness had a 6 meter map of middle earth of his wall and Burzum means darkness in the black language. Don't get me started on Summoning.

I can't be having with flogging off Black Metal!

IZ.

Well personally I'm just fine with LOTR fanboy noise! Can't get enough of it, me \m/

James Blast wrote:Strapping Young Lad - pish name for a metal band or fit farm hand

great bandname, but i've always wondered what they will be strapping him too (a pole, a tree, a car...)

*cackling*