and of course the person next to you will start looking at you screen, just open this link click me
trust me he/she will shut up ................
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For all your world travellers
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TourGuider
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If you are on an airplane , and the person next to you does not stop talking , you get your laptop,
and of course the person next to you will start looking at you screen, just open this link click me
trust me he/she will shut up ................
TG - Sleeping Cell
and of course the person next to you will start looking at you screen, just open this link click me
trust me he/she will shut up ................
TG - Sleeping Cell
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James Blast
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seen it
Next!
An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?"
He replies, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
Next!
An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?"
He replies, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
From http://rinkworks.com/stupid/ (always good for a chuckle)
* Customer: "The install fails half way through. I tried several times, and it always fails at the same point."
* Tech Support: "Did you see any kind of error message?"
* Customer: "Yes."
* Tech Support: "What did the error message say?"
* Customer: "It said, 'Please insert Disk 2.'"
* Tech Support: "Have you got another disk there?"
* Customer: "Yes."
* Tech Support: "Is it labelled 'Disk 2'?"
* Customer: "Yes, it is."
* Tech Support: "Insert that disk into the drive, and click 'OK'."
* Customer: "Wow, thanks! That's fixed it. It's installing now. What was it, a faulty disk or something?"
* Customer: "The install fails half way through. I tried several times, and it always fails at the same point."
* Tech Support: "Did you see any kind of error message?"
* Customer: "Yes."
* Tech Support: "What did the error message say?"
* Customer: "It said, 'Please insert Disk 2.'"
* Tech Support: "Have you got another disk there?"
* Customer: "Yes."
* Tech Support: "Is it labelled 'Disk 2'?"
* Customer: "Yes, it is."
* Tech Support: "Insert that disk into the drive, and click 'OK'."
* Customer: "Wow, thanks! That's fixed it. It's installing now. What was it, a faulty disk or something?"
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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markfiend
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Isn't that the one that carries on "But I inserted disk 2 and now it's asking for disk 3; I don't think I can fit another disk in there..."
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell