Thursday 16th Jan
Posted: 16 Jan 2003, 23:26
A guy goes into a bar in Washington, for a beer. Who should he see at a table by the window, but George W., and Donald Rumsfeld.
"Aren't you George W. Bush, and Donald Rumsfeld?" he asks.
"Yes", replies GW, "we are".
He is stunned - "What are you doing here, in my local bar"?
"We're discussing World War Three", replies George W.
"That's right", says Donald Rumsfeld, "we're talking about killing four million Iraqis, and a tall blonde girl with big tits".
The local asks "Why are you going to kill a tall blonde girl, with big tits?"
Donald Rumsfeld turns to George W. and says,
"There you are, I told you no-one would give a f#ck about the four million Iraqis".
Chortle chortle!
Debaser
"Aren't you George W. Bush, and Donald Rumsfeld?" he asks.
"Yes", replies GW, "we are".
He is stunned - "What are you doing here, in my local bar"?
"We're discussing World War Three", replies George W.
"That's right", says Donald Rumsfeld, "we're talking about killing four million Iraqis, and a tall blonde girl with big tits".
The local asks "Why are you going to kill a tall blonde girl, with big tits?"
Donald Rumsfeld turns to George W. and says,
"There you are, I told you no-one would give a f#ck about the four million Iraqis".
Chortle chortle!
Debaser