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Not the fact he wants little twats in hats, old stupid and white.

Jay Kay calls it a day
Jamiroquai quits music to start a family

Jamiroquai singer Jay Kay has announced that he is quitting music after splitting with his record company.

The frontman has admitted that he is sick of touring and wants to settle down and start a family.

The move comes after he recently parted ways with record label SonyBMG.
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the-happening wrote: Jamiroquai singer Jay Kay has announced that he is quitting music after splitting with his record company.
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Read: "He's been dropped by his record label and is trying to make it look like he jumped rather than was pushed" ;) :lol:
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the-happening wrote:The frontman has admitted that he is sick of touring and wants to settle down and start a family.
Why does this part of the (otherwise excellent) news fill me with unreasoning white terror?

This man must NOT be allowed to reproduce!
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Judging by his voice, he can´t anyway.
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the-happening wrote: Jamiroquai singer Jay Kay has announced that he is quitting music after splitting with his record company.
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Indeedly!

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jumped up, arrogant, sh!t faced, fcuk witted cnut deserves 'a richt guid stabbin' just for abusing the same oxygen we all need, never mind his total waste of gasoline! lets hope he just crawls away quietly and dies a fcuking slow horrible death!
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bushman*pm wrote:jumped up, arrogant, sh!t faced, fcuk witted cnut deserves 'a richt guid stabbin' just for abusing the same oxygen we all need, never mind his total waste of gasoline! lets hope he just crawls away quietly and dies a fcuking slow horrible death!
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eotunun wrote:Judging by his voice, he can´t anyway.
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He's not called Jamirawank for nothing :wink:
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What a fcuking shame :D
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I hate The Lighthouse Family more than Mr. IriqWhy.

can I go off on one about how 'Lifted' did anything other than what its title promised?
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James Blast wrote:I hate The Lighthouse Family more than Mr. IriqWhy.

can I go off on one about how 'Lifted' did anything other than what its title promised?
I've lifted my leg and produced better tunes
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I've lifted my leg and produced better tunes
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smiscandlon wrote:
bushman*pm wrote:jumped up, arrogant, sh!t faced, fcuk witted cnut deserves 'a richt guid stabbin' just for abusing the same oxygen we all need, never mind his total waste of gasoline! lets hope he just crawls away quietly and dies a fcuking slow horrible death!
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thank you sir, just a quickie i cobbled together, get me started and you will see the stesm and flames coming out of my computer!
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DerekR wrote:
James Blast wrote:I hate The Lighthouse Family more than Mr. IriqWhy.

can I go off on one about how 'Lifted' did anything other than what its title promised?
I've lifted my leg and produced better tunes
I'd lift my leg and connect my size 10 doc to their butts any day of the week.
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mh wrote:
DerekR wrote:
James Blast wrote:I hate The Lighthouse Family more than Mr. IriqWhy.

can I go off on one about how 'Lifted' did anything other than what its title promised?
I've lifted my leg and produced better tunes
I'd lift my leg and connect my size 10 doc to their butts any day of the week.
JK or TLHF?
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I quite like him :innocent:
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Jay Kay has denied the story. He says he's "just taking a break".
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markfiend wrote:Jay Kay has denied the story. He says he's "just taking a break".
ATOMIC KITTEN said the same...........4 years ago :cry: :innocent:
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We can always hope it goes the same way. :innocent:
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markfiend wrote:Jay Kay has denied the story. He says he's "just taking a break".
.....of his scrawny fcuking neck i hope!
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one of the best things about living in america was that I really had to think to remember those guys. Jeez, it's been years since they had a popular video here.

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