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20 questions to guess who I bumped into this afternoon...
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The Liftboy.
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The dude from the Chameleons?
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Nope...no-one from Chams
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Beck ?

Hot Hot Heat ?
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Not lift boy or mirror

that's three questions gone
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not Beck or Hot hot heat

That's five gone

you're rubbish at asking
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nope
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Debaser wrote:you're rubbish at asking
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Hey, give us some information then.
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Yes it was a boy

the lift was going up and he was going erm....down
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Is he in a Band?
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Well it wasn't me cos I wasn't in a lift all day. Different country too, so that probably complicates matters a bit further.

Lemme see... ummmmm... Bruce Willis?
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Debaser wrote:Yes it was a boy

the lift was going up and he was going erm....down
That's easy now......Marc Almond
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Not in a band
not Marc Almond
Not Bruce Willis


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Is he on tv?
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So...it's taken you 11 questions to determine it was male and not in a band
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Nope not on TV

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Debaser wrote:Not Bruce Willis
Good job too, cos otherwise you'd want to Get Out Of That Building Damn Fast!
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Debaser wrote:Yes it was a boy

the lift was going up and he was going erm....down
:eek: He came crashing through the roof?
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Sod it, i've got to go to the pub :urff:

Famous actor?
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Nope but he looks to be the type who might ;)
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Debaser wrote:Nope but he looks to be the type who might ;)
Biggy?
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