Heartland

Blonde goes to tank up her car.
The attendant asks if she wants 95 or 98 unleaded.
She replies.
"What, don't you have anything fresher?"



coat?

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blonde is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.

The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."


IZ.

one just for Ness
Q) What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
A) Phillipe Phloppe


More! I hear you cry...
A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet to be neutered. "Is it a tom?" asks the vet. "Nay lad, it's in't box" he replies.

to all.

James Blast wrote:one just for Ness
Q) What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
A) Phillipe Phloppe


More! I hear you cry...
A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet to be neutered. "Is it a tom?" asks the vet. "Nay lad, it's in't box" he replies.

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!�