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The rumours – which started third hand, so this is saying something – about Christopher Walken playing Ozzy Osbourne in the upcoming Motley Crue biopic “The Dirt� are true…. Or so it seems.

Ex-Crue member (now ringleader of the lacklustre ‘Supernova’ outfit) Tommy Lee told Melbourne’s The Herald Sun that Director Larry Charles (“Borat�) has indeed signed the tap-dancing maniac to play wild Ozzy in the movie.

I’m intrigued. Chris Walken as Ozzy Osbourne? Now that’s kinda cool. It’ll be more amusing than anything, but I think I like it. Granted, you probably could’ve gotten an actor that looked a little more (and probably sounds a little more) like the bat-eating musician… but this’ll do fine.

Lee told the paper that the film is still in the early stages.
cheers to moviehole

Obvious question, The Movie: who would star?

Is Sean Penn too intense to play Hussey?

Well, if walken can play ozzy, then I guess we need rowan atkinson for hussey (the nose clinches it).
I am happy to offer up my DVD player to audition for the Doktor

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Obvious question, The Movie: who would star?


Tim Roth??????????



The Huss - Alan Davis

I can only think of one short-arsed, scarily intense, ageing rockstar wannabe bubbling over with revulsion at the life on this planet to play the part of Andrew...

What a terrifying idea, a Sisters movie. NoNoNo.

Surely we all want the director to be Tim Burton, Johnny Depp plays Andrew, Alan Rickman is Wayne and Patsy is played by Helena Bonham Carter. Don't we? It would all be a little bit romantic and flowery gothic.

Or it's Scorsese and a hard-boiled Leo is playing Andrew, Matt Damon as Wayne and Scarlett Johansson as Patsy. The setting is of course the dirty streets of New York. I can see it as underdog social drama.

We could as well make it a catastrophe movie directed by Roland Emmerich: Jeff Goldblum as Andrew, Naomi Watts as Patsy and Godzilla as Wayne?

Or Kevin Smith it!
Jay as Hussey, Silent Bob as Von & Ben Affleck as a mic stand (although he'll probably fcuk that up like everything else he touches)

Or Kevin Smith it!
Jay as Hussey, Silent Bob as Von & Ben Affleck as a mic stand (although he'll probably fcuk that up like everything else he touches)

What a minute there......
Anyone been onto the south park people?
Mister Hankey as Hussey, That bus driver woman as Patsy, & Von as a badly animated version of himself?

I wonder if Mr Bowie fancies acting again....

streamline wrote:I wonder if Mr Bowie fancies acting again....

What do you mean "again"?

@ Jess:

Pista wrote:

streamline wrote:I wonder if Mr Bowie fancies acting again....

What do you mean "again"?

Now that's just mean...

the scariest man alive playing the most drug-addled man alive

get in

If I had my wish, they re-shoot Wake using the original Three Stooges!

"Hey Mo..There's No time to cry!... wooh wooh wooh wooh nuk nuk nuk nuk Oh!!

"Why U knuckleheads.. play Gimme Shelter or I'll murdarise ya!!"

"Ooooooh a wise guy huh? I'm gonna play Alice..nuk nuk nuk nuk!

Quiff Boy wrote:...playing the most drug-addled man alive ...

Surely that's Keef playing himself in the upcoming Pirates Of The Carribean movie?

i think it'd be much more interesting if Von acted in an art-movie by Greenaway.

@ fiendy: nice one!

Dennis Norden ( It'll be alright on the night) as Hussey's dad!!

The Phantom FlanFlinger as Von

and Some small miserable looking bald bloke as Adams.. say the little fella off Benny Hill!!

bob todd

itnAklipse wrote:i think it'd be much more interesting if Von acted in an art-movie by Greenaway.

Yawn .

Ramone wrote:Dennis Norden ( It'll be alright on the night) as Hussey's dad!!

The Phantom FlanFlinger as Von

and Some small miserable looking bald bloke as Adams.. say the little fella off Benny Hill!!

That will be Benny Hill then.

Pista wrote:

Ramone wrote:Dennis Norden ( It'll be alright on the night) as Hussey's dad!!

The Phantom FlanFlinger as Von

and Some small miserable looking bald bloke as Adams.. say the little fella off Benny Hill!!

That will be Benny Hill then.

NO.That will be Bob Todd then.

(Thanks to Quiffmeister for recalling the legendary baldy bloke's name)

This guy?

Christopher Osbourne: So. I. Bit... the bloody. Bat's... Head. Off.