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how does :von: smell?
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Without wanting to cause too much friction...

Please stop starting useless threads, its been annoying me for far, far too long
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I've been wondering about it for the past 15 years, probably more often than about the new album. Kenzo Pour Homme, the one from the early 90s, in the dark-blue bottle, is the smell that I thought would suit him best.
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Rafster wrote:Please stop starting useless threads, its been annoying me for far, far too long
Seconded.
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How does he smell? That's certainly a new one! :lol:

Either "with his nose, like everybody else" or "of stale cigarettes" would seem most likely, but as a topic of discussion it's certainly faaaaaar beyond any horizon I care to think of, black or otherwise coloured.
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Oh come on, I bet he's spent many moments of his life wondering how Isabelle Adjani smells. :P
Someone who's famous and adored is kinda vulnerable to be thought about in this way, that's the way it is. :|
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mh wrote:How does he smell? That's certainly a new one! :lol:

Either "with his nose, like everybody else" or "of stale cigarettes" would seem most likely, but as a topic of discussion it's certainly faaaaaar beyond any horizon I care to think of, black or otherwise coloured.

Seconded. Especially after having read those interviews about the Sisters' penchant for black (especially in the early days) as mainly having been because dark clothing tends to show less filth when unwashed. P-U. :urff: :urff: :urff:
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Rafster wrote:Without wanting to cause too much friction...

Please stop starting useless threads, its been annoying me for far, far too long
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I've always imagined :von: smelt of wet dog.
Isn't this the worst thread ever?
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ormfdmrush wrote:how does :von: smell?
one for the category "threads that the world doesn't need".....
i really dont want to know how :von: smells :urff: :urff: :urff:!
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Pat wrote:I've always imagined :von: smelt of wet dog.

Good g*d, Pat, I'm trying to eat my lunch! :urff: :urff: :urff: :lol:
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sorry but I think its funny :P :lol:
He wouldn’t fit with the stink of a athletic, nor with the odour of a bottle of expensive perfume.
Say 50% Vodka 50% tobacco, maybe with a small sent of leather. No, make that 90% leather! 8)
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...and probably unwashed hair (well, ol' :von: doesn't seem to have much/any, anymore, so perhaps that's a blessing in disguise..?), pits, feet, and arse. HA! I'm going to vomit now, brb... :lol: :urff: :urff: :urff:
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Pat wrote:I've always imagined :von: smelt of wet dog.
Isn't this the worst thread ever?

:lol: :lol: :lol: thread entirely justified by "wet dog" :lol: :von:

woof :notworthy:
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haha, friendly heartlanders :lol:
finally i've got a good response from you
here is a thousand of ridiculous topics, but this one is considered to be the worst ever
thanks :notworthy:
where's my award? :lol:
anyway, we can only start ridiculous topics, when we've got nothing new to discuss
go figure :von:

PS he smells vontastic
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ormfdmrush wrote:PS he smells vontastic
you started all of this just to say that didn't you? :P :lol:
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christophe wrote:
ormfdmrush wrote:PS he smells vontastic
you started all of this just to say that didn't you? :P :lol:
Can't be arsed about the topic, but I still like Rush's style! :lol:

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Insert image of Slava concocting an "essence of Von" mixture to douse himself with.

Round about the cauldron go;
In the stolen sun-shades throw.
A zine found under the stone
Days and nights has thirty-one.
Leather Jacket sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot.

Old and worn copy of Wake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Lipstick covered cigerette,
Leather Trousers soaked in sweat.
A big fat load of crystal meth,
Coke and 'phetamine and the rest.
For a thread that starts some trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble

A shred of black, a touch of Goth,
Whoa! goth did you say? Sod right off!
A beating pounding drum machine,
For a new album never to be seen.
A darkling mystery to entice?
Big black shades and too much dry ice,
Add a faint reek of last nights beer,
And the coldness of the mornings sneer.
Make sure you don't away from shirk.
The essence of an unwashed shirt.
A slight whiff of Patricia,
For Surely he must have been in her...
A passed out band found in a ditch,
Chucked out from their a tour bus,
By your very own Andrew Eldritch!
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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ormfdmrush wrote:PS he smells vontastic

HAHAHA!!! :lol: :notworthy:
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@ Maisey: Oh, my g*th, that's funny! :lol: ;D
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Don't laught but...

I think :von: once mentioned which kind of soap he buys in an UTR article.

I know somebody who did buy that soap just to answer the above question. I stuck my nose into it, too but can not really recall what it was like...

I SAID DO NOT LAUGH!!!

;)

Christian (who recently bought Joop! "Go" Eaux de Toilette, Shower Gel and After Shave Balm...)
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