Heartland

I'll be posting daily updates on this thread. For now, suffice it to say I drove hard, SMIRF drove his bike hard, I delivered the Kasteelbier to an ecstatic mate who was nice enough to let me crash at his place until we got into the appartment, where we are now.
Going out for a bite to eat now and have our first drinks later with some friends... The real stories are to follow tomorrow, after our first hangover one Union beer (and many more to come)...

Virgins of Slovenia Beware!

Enjoy, ARF!


IZ.

I prophesy disaster

I prophesy mass defloration..

i prophesy a hangover

I prophesy multiple hangovers... First observation : the Slovene version of Mexican food is very guid and cheap. And plentiful. Don't order tapas and a main course unless you haven't eaten in 48 hours. My stomach is still trying to digest it all...

I prophecy the building of an iron fence or a thick concrete wall around the whole of Slovenia when ARF leaves there.

IZ.

Sounds like Hungary (no pun intended).

People TELL you to eat here.
They don't really ask you.
& if you go to a proper Hungarian restaurant, then prepare to be stuffed.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:I prophecy the building of an iron fence or a thick concrete wall around the whole of Slovenia when ARF leaves there.

IZ.

Before or after I crossed the Avstrian (yup, when in Rome, type like the Slovenes ) border?

shovldn't that be: when in Slouinia type like the Romans vsed to?

Pista wrote:Sounds like Hungary (no pun intended).

People TELL you to eat here.
They don't really ask you.
& if you go to a proper Hungarian restaurant, then prepare to be stuffed.

Well, it IS bordering Hungary in the northeast, isn't it? And that eating - and drinking thing - you're no wrong, man. Whenever I come here, the people I know absolutely STUFF me. My friend Mirko invited us to go and have drinks at Orto Bar in a few hours (Orto being a real Rock 'n Roll bar). Looks like some prophecies will come true with immediate effect...

And Brer James, the appartment doesnae look like a pyramid either...
(It's smack dab in the center of Ljubljana, though, with everything within walking distance)

James Blast wrote:shovldn't that be: when in Slouinia type like the Romans vsed to?

I will show you the meaning of the word 'respect' when yew come tae Glesga:

• a Molly Sunday Dinner
  a trip to The Solid Rock Cafe (now this is a proper rock bar, so loud ye cannae talk)
  offies with Buckfast in the fridge
  a kebab-o-rama on every corner
  and
  people speaking 'real' alien

BTW did I mention the effect MoS had on me last nicht?

Lookin' forward to it! Now off fer ti first night of pints and pints of Union. I prophesy some intoxication of varying degree...

I HEART tapas (but only the proper kind from Spain). Oh, and sangria, too. OH YES, the sangria.

On second thought, forget about the tapas altogther.

Wait - so when I finally get my arse over to the correct side of The Pond, will there be anything for me to eat? I don't do foodstuffs with hooves anymore, and I'm working on cutting out the bokbok and the swimswim as well...


I prophecy disaster.

I prophesy pakora

SINsister wrote:Wait - so when I finally get my arse over to the correct side of The Pond, will there be anything for me to eat? I don't do foodstuffs with hooves anymore, and I'm working on cutting out the bokbok and the swimswim as well...


I prophecy disaster.

IZ.

...just as I feared. Mmmm.

James Blast wrote:I prophesy pakora

Oh, my...

*Wipes up drool*


Yeah, but I can't do the fried bit, either.

This may suck.

SINsister wrote:

James Blast wrote:I prophesy pakora

Oh, my...

*Wipes up drool*


Yeah, but I can't do the fried bit, either.

This may suck.

Ya complete and utter Girl!
go with Iz's suggestion then

...see the "sun" thread, Mistah Blast...


Not a "girl" issue, per se...more like, it takes a lot of effort to look like a superhero(ine)...

although you can't read the type, this is an album called 'Heroes are hard to come by'

That's more than vaguely disturbing...yikes.

James Blast wrote:although you can't read the type, this is an album called 'Heroes are hard to come by'

A bit lardy for my own personal tastes, but y'all could've guessed that
(actually, I'm not even joking - he's only standing funny, he's not that thin... next!)

I am so envious of you at the mo, Raf. Can you please bring me back a super-crappy souvenir? It doesn't have to cost a penny, just use your imagination (i.e. a beermat or something )

And tell Laibach I said hi, hope they intend on getting back on form after the disaster that was "Volk"