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Seems The Rolling Stones legend will do anything to get high
The Rolling Stones' guitar legend Keith Richards has revealed that he once snorted a line of his own dad's ashes.
Speaking exclusively in this week's NME, the star, notorious for his decades of substance abuse, admitted he gave his old man a unique send off after his cremation.
He said: "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow.
"My dad wouldn't have cared, he didn't give a shit. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Aunty Beeb wrote:Sixty-three-year-old Richards also told NME of his disdain for modern bands, calling Arctic Monkeys, The Libertines and Bloc Party "a load of crap".
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Aunty Beeb wrote:Richards also revealed more details of the accident which left him facing brain surgery last year in Fiji, when it was widely reported he had fallen out of a tree, forcing dates on the Rolling Stones tour to be cancelled.
"I wasn't climbing a tree," he said, "I was sitting on a shrub. I was sitting on that shrub again today, but I happened to fall off it the wrong way that day."
He added: "I've been trepanned. That's quite an interesting experience, especially for my brain surgeon, who saw my thoughts flying around in my brain. I've got pictures of it, mate.
"They cut my head, brain, skull open, went in and pulled out the crap, and put some of it back again."
the man's clearly a god
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Seems The Rolling Stones legend will do anything to get high
The Rolling Stones' guitar legend Keith Richards has revealed that he once snorted a line of his own dad's ashes.
Speaking exclusively in this week's NME, the star, notorious for his decades of substance abuse, admitted he gave his old man a unique send off after his cremation.
He said: "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow.
"My dad wouldn't have cared, he didn't give a shit. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Was this the 1st April edition?
It's cheaper than coke, and it saves out an urn for future use.
That makes mr. Richards environmentally AND economically aware in one go.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Sorry to spoil it but he's issued a statement tonight say that he actually didn't really do it.
Seems it's a bit of embellishment that got picked up on way more than he planned !
I remeber some Curt Cobaine´s ashes being forgotten in some bar (That probably went like " Eh, Enrique, look, you dinnt clean the ashtrays, asshole! What do I pay you for?" *whooph! down the bin he goes.* )
"These are my principles! And if you don't like the just says so, I have others, too!"
~Rufus T. Firefly
eotunun wrote:I remeber some Curt Cobaine´s ashes being forgotten in some bar (That probably went like " Eh, Enrique, look, you dinnt clean the ashtrays, asshole! What do I pay you for?" *whooph! down the bin he goes.* )
I'd end this moment to be with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
Hey, Jess, you can still be the first to do it and become famous! 