Get back, yer b*****d! I'll break ya legs!
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 11:56
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Get back, yer b*****d! I'll break ya legs!
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Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 12:04
That is f*cked up.
Re: Get back, yer b*****d! I'll break ya legs!
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 12:05
I'd LOVE one that says 'SNAP OUT OF IT, EMO-KID!' everytime a goff passes!
IZ.
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 12:39
I guess the jobs at the control centrals wil be very popular: Insult people, shout at them and get paid for it!
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 12:43
I've got to get me one of those cameras
the world really has gone mad
the world really has gone mad
Re: Get back, yer b*****d! I'll break ya legs!
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 12:57
Izzy HaveMercy wrote: I'd LOVE one that says 'SNAP OUT OF IT, EMO-KID!' everytime a goff passes!
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 13:29
all this equals is more money needed for even newer cameras after the neds vent their frustration on them
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 13:59
I wouldn't worry about where the money comes from, James, there are always more stealth taxes to add. And failing that, there is always us poor motorists who can surely be squeezed a little bit moreJames Blast wrote:all this equals is more money needed for even newer cameras after the neds vent their frustration on them
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 14:05
If they go ahead with this they have to do it properly. By using regional accents !!
Liverpool : "Eh lad put dat down ya meff and get 'ome to ya ma, ya nob-head"
London " Oi u fackin' wank-ahhh leave it ahht u muppet"
and of course Brighton : " Oh, hello sweet cheeks, work it girl friend mmmm"
Liverpool : "Eh lad put dat down ya meff and get 'ome to ya ma, ya nob-head"
London " Oi u fackin' wank-ahhh leave it ahht u muppet"
and of course Brighton : " Oh, hello sweet cheeks, work it girl friend mmmm"
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 14:11
Or just use the voice of Borat for every time some rather attractive young lady wanders by..
" A very nice, a how much ?" ," Want to make a sexy time, nice"
But using the voice of either Blakey, Mr McKay from Porridge or the headmaster from the original Grange Hill (RIP) would of been even better..
"I'm on to you Godbaaaaaaah"
Anyway..it's all for the greater good (The Greater goooooood)
" A very nice, a how much ?" ," Want to make a sexy time, nice"
But using the voice of either Blakey, Mr McKay from Porridge or the headmaster from the original Grange Hill (RIP) would of been even better..
"I'm on to you Godbaaaaaaah"
Anyway..it's all for the greater good (The Greater goooooood)
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 14:22
Hmmm....
I thought HM Government were trying to cut carbon emissions?
So they put up electronic cameras that shout at you and signs that tell you how fast you might be going if they'd got the technology right to register your speed (somewhere between 20 and 60, probably).
Moses. I need a holiday.
(to be fair, if anywhere needs them, it's probably (and I like the place) Middlesbrough).
I thought HM Government were trying to cut carbon emissions?
So they put up electronic cameras that shout at you and signs that tell you how fast you might be going if they'd got the technology right to register your speed (somewhere between 20 and 60, probably).
Moses. I need a holiday.
(to be fair, if anywhere needs them, it's probably (and I like the place) Middlesbrough).
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 15:27
I Love It, where's me jack boots 
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 18:03
George Orwell wrote:"Smith!" screamed the shrewish voice from the telescreen. "6079 Smith W.! Yes you! Bend lower, please! You can do better than that. You're not trying. Lower, please! That's better, comrade."
Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 18:45
Yeah, we could use it for our live projections: "Wannabe Bristish pickpockets with a sheepish grin on their faces on the big screen"...Ramone wrote:Anyway..it's all for the greater good (The Greater goooooood)
IZ.
Posted: 05 Apr 2007, 09:32
Maybe I should change my location back to Airstrip Onelazarus corporation wrote:George Orwell wrote:"Smith!" screamed the shrewish voice from the telescreen. "6079 Smith W.! Yes you! Bend lower, please! You can do better than that. You're not trying. Lower, please! That's better, comrade."