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I am pisssed and bored

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 01:00
by wild bill buttock
I am really pissed.The wifes gone to bed even pisseder than me and throwing up.I've just watched "Wake" on DVD.
I am now at a loss as to what to entertain myself with.Any suggestions?

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 01:03
by James Blast
... a wank? :innocent:

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 01:05
by wild bill buttock
Just had one

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 01:07
by 6FeetOver
Omfg, you went there. :eek: :oops: :lol:

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 01:10
by wild bill buttock
Its what men do when they are bored.
Actually,gents don't you find internet pornography frustrating?Just as you...erm..start to warm up they ask for your credit card number.

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 01:12
by James Blast
I meant it in a Gareth Cheesman way Sinster

Image

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 01:15
by wild bill buttock
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm a tiger grrrrrrr

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 01:18
by wild bill buttock
Actually I feel in the mood to Troll.Any forums that you could benifit from a thrush*


*=Irritating C'unt

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 01:20
by James Blast
Rude Friday bill, you arse bubble?

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 01:22
by James Blast
I believe Wishville (a Chameleons forum, Google it you dick) is very into flamewars

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 01:30
by wild bill buttock
God yeah.I hate the chameleons
Apart from the first bit of Swampthing.And even that sounds like a crap early Dead can dance track.

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 01:34
by James Blast
Feck aff ya Clint!

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 02:39
by 6FeetOver
Dayyyyyyum! Yer killin' me here, kiddies. :lol:

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 02:44
by James Blast
Beat it Yank!

actually I'm off to my 'fart chariot' now, so you win Wreckless ;D

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 03:17
by 6FeetOver
James Blast wrote:Beat it Yank!

actually I'm off to my 'fart chariot' now, so you win Wreckless ;D

ROFLMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :kiss:


G'night, then, Mistah Blast! How apropos...

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 12:27
by scotty
wild bill buttock wrote:Actually I feel in the mood to Troll.Any forums that you could benifit from a thrush*


*=Irritating C'unt
:lol: when I'm pished & boared I like to spend a bit of time here :twisted:

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 13:06
by Pista
James Blast wrote:Beat it Yank!

actually I'm off to my 'fart chariot' now, so you win Wreckless ;D
Beat what exactly? :lol:

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 18:44
by canon docre
:lol: :lol: :notworthy:

best thread in a long time. Thanks for the insight guys.

:notworthy:

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 20:00
by wild bill buttock
By the lord Harry did I have a mother of a headache today(But nothing compared to the good lady wife :lol: ).

I ain't gonna drink no more.





But I ain't gonna drink no less either.In fact I'm just about to crack a can now,Cheers ;D

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 20:16
by emilystrange
NOONE believes you

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 23:41
by James Blast
I'm just up - FACT!

Posted: 07 Apr 2007, 23:59
by Petseri
James Blast wrote:I'm just up - FACT!
To quote you, "... a wank?"

Posted: 08 Apr 2007, 00:06
by James Blast
no Martin, a screaming hangover and a does of the Brad Pitts

Posted: 08 Apr 2007, 00:26
by Petseri
So much for my joke....

Did you have a Good Friday?

I hope that you feel better soon.

Posted: 08 Apr 2007, 00:43
by 6FeetOver
James Blast wrote:no Martin, a screaming hangover and a does of the Brad Pitts

*I* even got that one, and I'm just a mere Yank!


Yank? Hmm...that goes with wank, innit? In more ways than one... :twisted: :lol: