Heartland

In case you missed this one...

Clicky

Now, I for one am completely behind this idea - by having this information the lady's cycle can be accurately plotted, and warnings can be given: "Attention, male civil servants: Sharwari may be suffering from PMS today, so you are advised to remove sharp objects from your desks and keep copious amounts of chocolate on hand in order to avoid the kind of unfortunate incident that occurred with Mrs. Patel last November (incidentally, we'd like to thank all those that contributed to the fund to pay for Mr. Godbole's hospital treatment and recuperative care)."

"We sought the ministry's help to draw up a health-history format. I assume this will help evaluate the officer's fitness," he told the paper.

Translation: "Christ on a bike, don't ask me! The dotors said we should include it on the health forms and who I am to question such things? There must be some reason... "

Do you think they'll set all the dates up in MS outlook so everyone gets fair warning?


Ahem. It's not funny really, is it?

Sorry.

This policy'd only be fair if all of the male employees, in turn, were forced to report each time they'd had a wank (especially if they'd had 'em on company time).

if they did that, they'd end up with a wanking league table the boys would get teams organised, there would be wank-offs leading to the final - Jismbowl

James Blast wrote:if they did that, they'd end up with a wanking league table the boys would get teams organised, there would be wank-offs leading to the final - Jismbowl

how very apt

maybe it's already coming