Heartland

http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/fas ... 53,00.html

Oh lordy....

Yes, the world needs an Ian Curtis Happy Meal. If it'll raise the suicide rate of Mc D's staff and their customers to unknown heights, we might finally get rid of them and solve the overpopulation problem in one go...

("portrayal of the trauma and degeneration, the sorrows we suffered and never were free ... I'm lovin' it"),




Whatever next?
The Ozzy Osborne family f**king bucket from K-F**king-C ?

The Shane McGowan electric toothbrush??

Pista wrote:The Shane McGowan electric toothbrush??

Ahráyeph wrote:

Pista wrote:The Shane McGowan electric toothbrush??

Now you are laughing, but what will be if you were successfull enough to have your current avatar smilling at you from every second toilet lid at darkrock discos?
*running for the hills*

eotunun wrote:

Ahráyeph wrote:

Pista wrote:The Shane McGowan electric toothbrush??

Now you are laughing, but what will be if you were successfull enough to have your current avatar smilling at you from every second toilet lid at darkrock discos?
*running for the hills*

Run for your life, Jümlaut! Well, that would put me in the position where I don't have to go out to darkrock discos anyway, so, in the Vein of Von : frankly I wouldn't give a damn and rake in the cash...

Ian Curtis "happy" meal



"Would you like Atmosphere with that?"

"This Burger will tear you apart"

This still doesn't beat Heartland's own Vontastic Andrew Eldritch Soap



I'd buy Porl King trains, and I don't even wear the bloody things

Maisey wrote:Ian Curtis "happy" meal

Free bottle of whiskey and copy of "Metallic KO" with each meal!!!