Mon 03 Feb - The Welsh / English Divide!
Posted: 03 Feb 2003, 01:03
A little Cockney lad is celebrating his birthday and his family take him
into a sports shop in the East End of London.
The little lad picks up a WALES Jersey and says to his big brother, "I want
to be a WALES fan" Can I have this for my birthday?"
His brother kicks him in the leg for being so stupid.
He takes the jersey over to his mother, who slaps him on the arse.
Finally he takes the jersey over to his Dad, a West Ham and England fan -
who slaps him round the head and drags him out of the shop by his hair.
In the car going home the father turns to his son and asks, "Well, I hope
you learned something today."
"Yes" sniffles the little boy, "I've only been a WALES fan for an hour and I
hate you English b******s already!"
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No offence meant - but I hate Rugby anyway!
into a sports shop in the East End of London.
The little lad picks up a WALES Jersey and says to his big brother, "I want
to be a WALES fan" Can I have this for my birthday?"
His brother kicks him in the leg for being so stupid.
He takes the jersey over to his mother, who slaps him on the arse.
Finally he takes the jersey over to his Dad, a West Ham and England fan -
who slaps him round the head and drags him out of the shop by his hair.
In the car going home the father turns to his son and asks, "Well, I hope
you learned something today."
"Yes" sniffles the little boy, "I've only been a WALES fan for an hour and I
hate you English b******s already!"
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No offence meant - but I hate Rugby anyway!