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salvation played edwards 8 in brum years ago and this pissed guy turned up and wanted to sleep in a shed, did he do it and want happened to kev's kit bag when pissed man fell asleep on it. Please let me know because i haven't been able to sleep for years thinking about it

What kind of shed? And where? And why did Kev give the man his kit bag to sleep on? Inquiring minds wanna know!

my friend was manager of edwards no 8 for a while..

Phew for a split second I thought my dad had gone walkabout again...!

I always wanted to know:

Bull and gate in Kentish town. Willard from Stoke was outside with his shoelaces tied to the railings & "bollocks" on his forehead in marker pen.
He managed to get free & ran & jumped on a London bus shouting "single to Stoke". Always wondered where he ended up.

He couldn't handle the thunderbird could he

i can remember the time biggy when i tried to get you drunk so you would shag a fat. I fell asleep so what happened

keith's dad wrote:i can remember the time biggy when i tried to get you drunk so you would shag a fat. I fell asleep so what happened

Incorrigible.

keith's dad wrote:i can remember the time biggy when i tried to get you drunk so you would shag a fat. I fell asleep so what happened

I pride myself on no fatties. In fact, other than that mad girl who had a salvation tattoo because I told her to I never did any of the following.
Don't s**t in your own bed when you have to sleep in it.
You however ... hahaha.

So you two are male model-types then, I take it?

SINsister wrote:So you two are male model-types then, I take it?

I did some modelling in the mid 90s.

biggy wrote:

SINsister wrote:So you two are male model-types then, I take it?

I did some modelling in the mid 90s.

Millets?

scotty wrote:

biggy wrote:

SINsister wrote:So you two are male model-types then, I take it?

I did some modelling in the mid 90s.

Millets?

The last one I did was "hunky tattoo artists"

Send us a photo, then, there's a love...

SINsister wrote:Send us a photo, then, there's a love...

Like I'd put myself through the ridicule.

Oh, good grief. I'd keep the jokes to myself, of course!

biggy wrote:

scotty wrote:

biggy wrote: I did some modelling in the mid 90s.

Millets?

The last one I did was "hunky tattoo artists"

biggy wrote:

scotty wrote:

biggy wrote: I did some modelling in the mid 90s.

Millets?

The last one I did was "hunky tattoo artists"

When you say "last" do you mean "only"?

biggy wrote:I did some modelling in the mid 90s.

Plasticine or papier maché?

Hahaha! Nice one, Androo!

i used to be in porn films i used to be a stunt cock used for the cum shots

Listen, man, you don't want me to ban you with the slogan "BANNED: pr0n spam", now do you?! Good grief.