Fathers Day

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  • It's the time of year to ask the missus,
    For some of her special kisses.
    :wink:
Hope all the Daddies are spoiled today 8)
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I wish...... No card from the kiddies and no tea in bed.
:|

I've got the dishes to do and the grass to cut.
Worst Fathers day ever.
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Yikes Pat :eek: :|

Still, it's all a pile of bllx innit? I'd best go ring me Dad.

Got the new Tomb Raider game off the boys though, bless them. Just gotta cook sunday tea for 5 people later, including our German guest who eats f**k all.
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It's my First Fathers Day today :D
Got a lie in :D
Got a Card with a Badge :D
Got a Mug :D
Got a cooked Breakfast :D
Mags made a big Cheese Cake yesterday :D


@Pat :| , just remember this at Christmas, no cards, no pressies......just leave the Lawnmower under the tree :twisted:
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Got my dad a Cream album and a Beatles bootleg demo tape.
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  • Giant Toblerone
    Red Label Smirnoff
    3 cards (1 wi' badge)
    Crackdown on Xbox360

Me Spoiled! :D 8)
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Got my Dad some Belgian beer with a nice glass & a card relating to farting. 8)
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I'm getting sentimental, but best wishes Dads!

@ Keith, hope Cameron wore his Heartland tee for you :D
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scotty wrote:It's my First Fathers Day today :D
Got a lie in :D
Got a Card with a Badge :D
Got a Mug :D
Got a cooked Breakfast :D
Mags made a big Cheese Cake yesterday :D


@Pat :| , just remember this at Christmas, no cards, no pressies......just leave the Lawnmower under the tree :twisted:
It's alright for some, eh?
I got home from work - got a 'manly' bag for when I take the boy Jacob out. Eventually went to bed at 11.30 after taking dogs out, got up at 6, cooked, did some other jobs and came back to work again. Fcukin' bunch of arse. No pampering whatsover. And when I told her - she got the hump. Women. :roll: :evil:
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Handmade card from Nursery :D

Walk to Kirkstall Abbey where I got the ice-creams in :roll:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:And when I told her - she got the hump.
So, you are saying that it all ended well, or am I misinterpretting what you mean. ;D
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weebleswobble wrote:
  • It's the time of year to ask the missus,
    For some of her special kisses.
    :wink:
Hope all the Daddies are spoiled today 8)
I'm not a father (yet) but I did get spoiled yesterday... :D 8)
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Oh shame Pat! If it helps any, I mow my own garden & do the dishes &...

Also a belated happy father's day to you lot within our walls! :kiss:

I phoned mine too, Jos will hit the roof at the end of the month when the account arrives.
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Norman Hunter wrote:Handmade card from Nursery :D

Walk to Kirkstall Abbey where I got the ice-creams in :roll:
were you in the shadow of the sun ?
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Petseri wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:And when I told her - she got the hump.
So, you are saying that it all ended well, or am I misinterpretting what you mean. ;D
Unfortunately you are misinterpreting Martin. :cry:
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weebleswobble wrote:
  • Giant Toblerone
    Red Label Smirnoff
    3 cards (1 wi' badge)
    Crackdown on Xbox360

Me Spoiled! :D 8)
Crackdown now... you just missed the xbox online
Halo 3 beta that came with it. :eek:

That's if you play xbox online? :?:
It was G-R-E-A-T! :notworthy:
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9while9 wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:
  • Giant Toblerone
    Red Label Smirnoff
    3 cards (1 wi' badge)
    Crackdown on Xbox360

Me Spoiled! :D 8)
Crackdown now... you just missed the xbox online
Halo 3 beta that came with it. :eek:

That's if you play xbox online? :?:
It was G-R-E-A-T! :notworthy:
I don't do online, if I did I would have no life at all and no Fathers Day as the wife and kiddies would leave me!!!
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Dr. Moody wrote:
Norman Hunter wrote:Handmade card from Nursery :D

Walk to Kirkstall Abbey where I got the ice-creams in :roll:
were you in the shadow of the sun ?
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weebleswobble wrote:I don't do online, if I did I would have no life at all and no Fathers Day as the wife and kiddies would leave me!!!
How long before you noticed?
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Petseri wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:I don't do online, if I did I would have no life at all and no Fathers Day as the wife and kiddies would leave me!!!
How long before you noticed?
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