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Just downloaded a NIN music Vid Happiness in slavery and there's a willy in it!!!!!! <looks all embarresed>!!

Sexygoth wrote:Just downloaded a NIN music Vid Happiness in slavery and there's a willy in it!!!!!! <looks all embarresed>!!

shhhhh!! debaser and ginger might hear you!

Here five minutes and you've already lowered the tone

Go girl, bring it down.

Oh BG you know me......owt for a cheap laugh!!! YOU LOVE IT!!!

The guy in the video is a famous masochist, can't remember his name at the moment Bob something. The was a touching documentry about his life called "Sick". He died of some awful disease, also can't remember what.

Most memorable part of the film: plank of wood, willy, nail, hammer. Imagine the rest.

that and getting a pool ball shoved up his arse by his girlfriend/mistress.

hallucienate wrote:
Most memorable part of the film: plank of wood, willy, nail, hammer. Imagine the rest.

Christ. I've seen that.

If only you knew how long I'd spent forgetting it.

sam donut wrote:

hallucienate wrote:
Most memorable part of the film: plank of wood, willy, nail, hammer. Imagine the rest.

Christ. I've seen that.

If only you knew how long I'd spent forgetting it.

and then when he pulls the nail out...

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, that'll be the jim rose circus then, seen em, yowza, was in therapy for months, still am actually, i have nightmares involving a hook and an iron, an old iron, a very very heavy old fashioned type of iron *shudder*

it's just not natural, i mean, how do you 'discover' you can do that?¿? one day just wake up and say 'today, i will put a bloody great hook through a hole in the end of my knob and try lifting a bloody great piece of metal with it'?¿?¿?¿

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i feel sick again...

is there a doctor in the house?¿?¿?¿?¿

wonder what ever happened to him?¿? last time i saw him he was living in a trailer park on the x-files, yowza, that must suck

nearmethexperience wrote:aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, that'll be the jim rose circus then, seen em, yowza, was in therapy for months, still am actually, i have nightmares involving a hook and an iron, an old iron, a very very heavy old fashioned type of iron *shudder*

it's just not natural, i mean, how do you 'discover' you can do that?¿? one day just wake up and say 'today, i will put a bloody great hook through a hole in the end of my knob and try lifting a bloody great piece of metal with it'?¿?¿?¿

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i feel sick again...

is there a doctor in the house?¿?¿?¿?¿

nope, i've also seen the Jim Rose Circus

Bob Flanagan (for that was his name) made Mr Lifto look like a wimp. I mean, who can't pick up a car battery with their knob

Hey Sam, you remembered the pool ball sized bearing she shoved up his butt??

I bet he pisses like a sprinkler.

X wrote:I bet he pisses like a sprinkler.

Last I heard he was working in a Garden Centre -

He was head of the Hoses/Sprinklers department!

Holy living s**t. I think I'm going to be ill...

What? with your Propaganda type background!

RobF wrote:What? with your Propaganda type background!

Ummmm...NO. Propaganda = sexy/kinky fetish and aesthetics - NOT blood-soaked depravity! I wouldn't have anything to do with the mag if it featured the kind of stuff you're talking about... *Barf*

I used to read it but I can't seem to get hold of it ouside London to be honest, and I'm not paying a tenner for bloody "Skin Two" (which is crap anyway, and has poo music policy)

nearmethexperience wrote:aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, that'll be the jim rose circus then, seen em, yowza, was in therapy for months, still am actually, i have nightmares involving a hook and an iron, an old iron, a very very heavy old fashioned type of iron *shudder*

it's just not natural, i mean, how do you 'discover' you can do that?¿? one day just wake up and say 'today, i will put a bloody great hook through a hole in the end of my knob and try lifting a bloody great piece of metal with it'?¿?¿?¿

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i feel sick again...

is there a doctor in the house?¿?¿?¿?¿

Haven't you seen the one from China where they pull trains with it?

hallucienate wrote:
Hey Sam, you remembered the pool ball sized bearing she shoved up his butt??

Thankfully I've not seen that bit. Someone just sent me an .avi of the plank of wood/hammer/knob/nail incident.

Make the nightmares stop.

oh well, darn

he makes this really weird sound... and the whole table moves.

just to prove I'm not making this up, here is a review of the film:
http://www.suntimes.com/ebert/ebert_rev ... 20501.html

No rude pics or anything, I promise

hallucienate wrote:oh well, darn

he makes this really weird sound... and the whole table moves.

are you surprised? i'd make weird f**king sound and move the table too!!!

Quiff Boy wrote:

hallucienate wrote:oh well, darn

he makes this really weird sound... and the whole table moves.

are you surprised? i'd make weird **** sound and move the table too!!!

thats not what I heard

hallucienate wrote:oh well, darn

he makes this really weird sound... and the whole table moves.

This face -----> is just so appropriate here.

Is the weird sound anything like this: "AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAARGH!!!!! STOOOOOOOP! PLEASE! AAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGGHHHHHH!!"?

Quiff Boy wrote:

Sexygoth wrote:Just downloaded a NIN music Vid Happiness in slavery and there's a willy in it!!!!!! <looks all embarresed>!!

shhhhh!! debaser and ginger might hear you!

But WHO'S willie?? I mean they are not the worl'd most aesthetically pleasing apendage now are they?
But anything that attached to said Mr Manson is always worth a shuftie.....



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