Heartland

A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and he's a bit lonely.He considers one of those girls he sees advertised in phone booths when calling for a cab. He pops into a phone booth near the hotel and finds an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.She looks great -- curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavyhair, long graceful legs all the way up to her.....you know the kind.He copies the phone number and returns to his hotel.When he gets back in the room he gives her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounds sexy."Hi, I hear you give a great massage, so could you to come to my roomand give me one. No, wait! I should be straight with you. I'm in townalone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, andI want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you have in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby.
How does that sound?"
She says, "Interesting, sir, but for an outside line you need to press 9."