Heartland

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced
10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to,
"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?!" replied the puzzled groom. "How can that be? You've
been married ten times!"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me
how great it was going to be.

Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure
how it was supposed to function, but said he'd look into it and get back
with me.

Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but
he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.

Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was... God! I
miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"

"You're with the government. . . . This time I know I'm gonna get SCREWED!"

Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was... God! I
miss him!