Anyone for a Goth quiz?

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Saw this on t'interweb and couldn't resist- http://ptocheia.net/goth/index.html

Unfortunately despite being over thirty my score was:-
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You probably like Nu-rock & Manson more then anything else, and the only reason the work "goth" is ever attached to you is because you're ignorant friends think anything in black = goth. You're still young though, and at least you probably have a bad-ass collection of collars.
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And that's all I've got to say about that.
I think that's good
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the linky wrote: You are an elitist bastard. You hate people that try too hard, actually you just hate people in general. You have excellent taste in alcohol, however, and probably have an excellent collection of classical and experimental music.
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You could be anyone by day, when the only thing that could give you away is the occasional band shirt and all the EBM in your cd collection. You probably have a day job, have alot of other interests besides goth, or are just too lazy to dress up for anything besides a club night. I bet you love 80's music.
I'm not anyone, I'm just myself and I don't like dressing up like a clown ! :evil:
I don't "dress up", even for "club nights". :roll:
I do love 80s music and as for EBM... Do Skinny Puppy and Ministry count as EBM ? Coz that's about all I've got. :lol:
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You are faking non-gothness! You're the type that tries to not be goth, hiding it by listening to emo and/or underground hip-hop. You can't hide it though, we all *know*! We see your Neitzsche and your TKK!



why has it got QB's avatar....hmmm... interesting :lol: :lol:

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Pista wrote:Image
And that's all I've got to say about that.
I think that's good
Me too Steve - not sure about the doughnut though :urff:

@ Mark - what's wrong with that? You are! :lol:
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Planet Dave wrote:@ Mark - what's wrong with that? You are! :lol:
Nothing wrong, just it's funny that I'm so transparent. ;)
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I did it again, and picked answers I thought were just equally as valid, and here's what I got :

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'tis true the last two movies I went to see were The Simpsons and Hot Fuzz. How fcuking goff is that ?! :twisted:

It all depends on what mood I'm in I suppose ! :lol:
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Planet Dave wrote:
Pista wrote:Image
And that's all I've got to say about that.
I think that's good
Me too Steve - not sure about the doughnut though :urff:

@ Mark - what's wrong with that? You are! :lol:
Me three, but swap the doughnut for a sausage roll first. :D
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That's no doughnut.
It's the wheel off a baby's buggy isn't it?
:twisted: :lol: :lol:
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THANKFULLY!
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Arty Goth
Take that in any form you'd like. You could be a DJ, you could paint, you could write, you could even code. Still, you hold whatever you do as Art. You are passionate, and you can also try too hard.
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo............ :lol:
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Elitist bastard. Woo-hoo!
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what am i doing here if i'm not goth ? :lol:
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You are vaguely metal. Though you probably can't stand goth music, you tolerate going to clubs because of the occasional Ministry and Misfits that they play and the hot people in vinyl and chains. Not that you'd ever have the social skills to date one of them, but eh, *something's* gotta fuel those masturbation fantasies, right?
:lol: ... and so true....
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New Age Goth
Bet you practice Wicca or Paganism or possibly more liberal Christianity. You probably love Dead Can Dance, anything ethereal, and might be vegetarian. You probably also like to hug people.

Thats not even CLOSE to being true :evil:
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night goth, apparantly!
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I got "vaguely metal", which I thought was a chuckle ;D
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Arty Goth here.
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What total toss but the bit about punching someone if the said Throbbing Gristle where crap was completely true :lol: :lol:
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canon docre wrote:
You are vaguely metal. Though you probably can't stand goth music, you tolerate going to clubs because of the occasional Ministry and Misfits that they play and the hot people in vinyl and chains. Not that you'd ever have the social skills to date one of them, but eh, *something's* gotta fuel those masturbation fantasies, right?
:lol: ... and so true....
I read that as vaguely mental and found myself nodding in agreement. Sorry Jessie. :oops: :lol:
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The whole internetty has got it in for me :innocent:
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Here's mine!



You are vaguely metal. Though you probably can't stand goth music, you tolerate going to clubs because of the occasional Ministry and Misfits that they play and the hot people in vinyl and chains. Not that you'd ever have the social skills to date one of them, but eh, *something's* gotta fuel those masturbation fantasies, right?


Oh my god !!! There's definitely some truth here. Just go figure which part applies most.....

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Bet you practice Wicca or Paganism or possibly more liberal Christianity. You probably love Dead Can Dance, anything ethereal, and might be vegetarian. You probably also like to hug people.



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