Heartland

With honest and realistic productions (talking about movies), you come to appreciate different cultures:

"Being Scottish is shait!, we're the lowest of the low; we couldn't even find a decent civilization to be colonized by"

Dramatic quote, hei? any guess?

lumano wrote:With honest and realistic productions (talking about movies), you come to appreciate different cultures:

"Being Scottish is shait!, we're the lowest of the low; we couldn't even find a decent civilization to be colonized by"

Dramatic quote, hei? any guess?

Renton, "Trainspotting"

"Niceness is an overrated quality - it's how a man pays his way into the party if he hasn't the guts to be tough or the wit to be brilliant."

Wargames.
Can't remember who it was, but at the time it was supposed to be a "younger persons'" film, when totally out of the blue came:
"I don't have to take that from you, you pig eyed sack of sh!t!"

Brain, Pinky and the Brain:

"Your associative powers belie your small cranium, my friend."

Spaceballs:

"You idiots! You've captured their stunt doubles!"

What do you take me for, some kind of cnut?

How the fcuk did the word "fcuk" appear in the fcuking new york times?

anything from Kilgore in Apocalypse Now! and this stanza from The Revolting Cocks' Something Wonderful:
I´ve been stabbed in the back
By a maniac
And I thought it was me
But I didn´t have the guts to believe
Beyond good and evil lie the future ghosts
That surround us like a ring of flames
Summoned here by innocents and fools alike
For the pleasure of the game
I wish to hell I was a stronger man
And I could heal just as quick as scar
But I´m weak, when I´m in this deep,
It´s not a game anymore, it´s gone too FAR!

Do you have a few pages

NEXTâ„¢ : Heartland.

curently:
PIL- Seattle:
"What goes up must come down" , yes i know it's more a proverb, but..

libby wrote:Do you have a few pages

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That

"The force is with you young Skywalker... but you are not a Jedi yet!"


Sends tingles down my spine every single time.

"I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights."

"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"

"Obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl."

"Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of my friends. You don't look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends. So you just stick to the things you know: shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the Caribbean."

"When you grow up, your heart dies."

"The next I come in here, I'm crackin' skulls!"


ETA: These are all from my fave movie of all time, The Breakfast Club. The whole film is just one big quote-fest. Yeah, yeah, I know I'm uncool - but as you might assume by now, I don't care.

Catch 22:
"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt, and his only m*****n each time he went up was to come down alive."



"m*****n" gets censored in this forum?

Little_Sister wrote:eek: "m*****n" gets censored in this forum?

A bit new at this, aren't you..?

OK....OK....step back as I'm about to quote the winner...ahem :

Matt Hooper (Richard Dreyfus) - "You were on the Indianapolis?"

Police Chief Martin Brody (Roy Scheider) - "What happened?"

Quint (Robert Shaw) - "Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.

Didn't see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb m*****n was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin' by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away.

Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces.

You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist.

At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.

Anyway, we delivered the bomb."

SINsister wrote:

Little_Sister wrote:eek: "m*****n" gets censored in this forum?

A bit new at this, aren't you..?

no I´ve seen the **** before but I didn´t think it´s automatic....

'Ooh, he's got an arm off!!' - Shaun Of The Dead.

The complete work of Stephen King, short summary:

"It was a nice day...........................AND THEN EVIL CAME!"

The End.



IZ.

King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

Woman: Oh. How do you do?
King Arthur: How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Whose castle is that?
Woman: King of the who?
King Arthur: King of the Britons.
Woman: Who are the Britons?
King Arthur: Well, we all are. We are all Britons. And I am your king.
Woman: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Dennis: You'rw foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...
Woman: Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.
Dennis: Well, that's what it's all about! If only people would...
King Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Woman: No one lives there.
King Arthur: Then who is your lord?
Woman: We don't have a lord.
Dennis: I told you, we're an anarco-sydicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...
King Arthur: Yes...
Dennis: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
King Arthur: Yes I see...
Dennis: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...
King Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: ...but by a two thirds majority in the case of...
King Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

I knew that one was about to be brought up ( same as "It's just a fleshwound!")

One particularly moronic quote, not for what the quote is but for what happens in the split next second, is this one, from
From Dusk 'Till Dawn:
"Fúck you everybody, goodnight!"

I'm not gonna spoil the fun; those who know the movie will know what I mean. Those who don't...you won't find out unless you repress me(or PM me)

"Suck my balls, Mr Garrison"

(And all the other sentences from South Park - BLU)

Gollum's Cock wrote:"Suck my balls, Mr Garrison"

(And all the other sentences from South Park - BLU)

"Respect my authoritaaaah!"

there's dozens of cool lines in 'falling down'

my fave is probably the bit right at the end where the detective says to his (ar*ehole) boss, while the news cameras roll, "f*ck you very much"