27/8/07 Beauty & Brains!
Posted: 27 Aug 2007, 17:30
ye could almost hear the air swishing about in her heid
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Posted: 27 Aug 2007, 17:52
WTF!
ye could almost hear the air swishing about in her heid
ye could almost hear the air swishing about in her heid
Posted: 27 Aug 2007, 19:33
OI. 
Just shameful. 
Just shameful. Posted: 27 Aug 2007, 20:10
Woh, that was painful to watch and it hurt my brain trying to imagine the little leaps going on by the small lamb in her head.
Posted: 28 Aug 2007, 01:02
Alas, Ms. South Carolina is not on her own - I went out with a bird on Friday night who referred to Wild Bill Hickok as Wild Bill Hitchcock. Slip of the tongue, I supposed. A little later we were talking about sex, and I mentioned that it was no surprise that pandas had difficulty reproducing, given where they lived.
"What do you mean?" she asked?
"Well, where do pandas live?"
"In China."
"Right - and what sort of political system do they have in China?"
"Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue - I know it's an -ism."
(incidentally, pandas don't reproduce because they live in a communist society that doesn't believe in personal wealth. Without personal wealth, pandas are unable to buy Marvin Gaye's 'Sexual Healing', without which seduction is impossible. Quite apart from the fact that even if pandas had money, they don't have any pockets to put it in. They're doomed, I tell you...)
PS I don't normally read the Daily Mail website, but...
"What do you mean?" she asked?
"Well, where do pandas live?"
"In China."
"Right - and what sort of political system do they have in China?"
"Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue - I know it's an -ism."
(incidentally, pandas don't reproduce because they live in a communist society that doesn't believe in personal wealth. Without personal wealth, pandas are unable to buy Marvin Gaye's 'Sexual Healing', without which seduction is impossible. Quite apart from the fact that even if pandas had money, they don't have any pockets to put it in. They're doomed, I tell you...)
PS I don't normally read the Daily Mail website, but...
Posted: 28 Aug 2007, 01:51
ROFL! 
Posted: 29 Aug 2007, 00:16
EvilBastard wrote:Alas, Ms. South Carolina is not on her own - I went out with a bird on Friday night who referred to Wild Bill Hickok as Wild Bill Hitchcock.
Wild bill Hitchcock you say?
Posted: 29 Aug 2007, 00:20
inbreds?
Posted: 29 Aug 2007, 00:22
Update: Miss Teen S.C. attempted to redeem herself...
Posted: 29 Aug 2007, 00:26
death by YouTube?
Posted: 29 Aug 2007, 20:22
Posted: 29 Aug 2007, 21:16
Now what was the POINT of that quiz anyway?
IZ.