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Pavarotti arrives at the Pearly Gates and is greeted by St. Peter.

“Come with me� says the saint and guides the great singer through the golden archways and up to the throne of God and the deity himself and says:

“Here’s that tenor I owe you�

Following his death the remaining tenors will be known as 'A Score'...

(I'll stop now)

What do you get when you throw Pavarotti down a mineshaft?



A flat minor.



Slightly altered for the occasion

IZ.

They've had to order an Extra Large Hearse for Pavarotti's funeral...

...it's a Nissan Dorma

(sorry!)

czuczu wrote:Pavarotti arrives at the Pearly Gates and is greeted by St. Peter.

“Come with me� says the saint and guides the great singer through the golden archways and up to the throne of God and the deity himself and says:

“Here’s that tenor I owe you�

OI.

Undertaker 1 says to undertaker 2:
Why are you stuffing Pavarotti's dead body in the fuel filler?





















































Undertaker 2: You said to stick a tenner in the tank!
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits cloak time!