Christmas is here!!!!

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Christmas starts today :eek: , the Tesco's in Forres has got Selection Boxes, Mince Pies & Decorations on display today :eek: :roll: :evil:

FFS!!!
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:roll:

on September the effing 7th? :twisted:
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Seconded! Effin' ridiculous. :evil: Then again, Xmas *is* all run by a big eastern syndicate, y'know... :roll: :|
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SINsister wrote:Seconded! Effin' ridiculous. :evil: Then again, Xmas *is* all run by a big eastern syndicate, y'know... :roll: :|
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Have you lot not got my cards yet?

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Well.....merry Xmas to you people. I guess yours is the first country in this world. :lol: :?
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Zuma wrote:Have you lot not got my cards yet?

:urff:
:lol: :lol: I've been expecting it Dave, and to be frank, I'm a bit cheesed off that it hasn't yet dropped through the letterbox. ;D
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
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Happy New Year!!!
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THIS is why I love Heartland. Unofficial Scrooge Collective. Have a Bah Humbag time all! :notworthy:
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better get a designin' them kairds pretty damn soon... like noo!
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Ohh!!! that reminds me I better start making me mincemeat.
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James Blast wrote:better get a designin' them kairds pretty damn soon... like noo!
Aye, Mistah Blast! Hop to it! I expect I'll be receiving mine next week, innit? *Hint, hint* :P :lol: OI. :von:
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Spigel wrote:Ohh!!! that reminds me I better start making me mincemeat.
You can feel free to keep that to yourself, there, Spige... ;) Bleurgh.
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Happy easter!

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Finally. It took long this year didn't it? Can't await that time of the year....
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Happy 2009 everyone!
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EvilBastard wrote:Happy easter!

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There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
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Poor, poor kitteh. :lol:
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Looking forward to the Heartland 2010 meet in Mega City Leeds :)
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Yeah... when shopping last week we saw Christmas crackers and wrapping paper with the Fathers day cards...? :eek: (It was Fathers day here last Sunday)

Why are they in such a hurry to get this year over. don't they know I have annual reports due in December :urff:
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"Holidays a comin', holidays a comin'".... :D

Ahhaaargh! :lol:
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Pffffft. :P
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SINsister wrote:Pffffft. :P
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My parents just bought my daughter her christmas present - a purple unicorn rocking horse!
they beleive in spreading the cost throughout the year.

but advent calenders on sale in September?
just wrong...
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