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James Blast
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International Talk Like A Pirate Day
nine days to go ye scurvey dawgs! ;D
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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Again? Doesn't seem like a year since the last one...

Avast behind, matey!
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instructional video http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/ ... e+a+Pirate
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Shiver Me Timbers Ship Mates..............Bollox..........me Parrots just shat down my back :eek:
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I'll make ye walk the bloody plank!
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who would ever imagined reading this forum would make me seasick :urff:





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Yaaaarrr! It'll soon be a fine day for ye ta be swabbin’ the deck, cabin boy!
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OO-AARR OO-AARR!

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Shiver me eights and pieces of timber ahaarhar and so on so forth.
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Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!
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you know, earlyer this evening I have been playing with something like that (refering to the sword of cource) :innocent:
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I've nothing to add, just wanted the photo on screen twice :innocent:
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Beauty :innocent:
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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:lol: :lol:
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YAAAAARRRGH!

Shiver me timbers, it's finally here! Hoist the colors! Where be me grog, ye landlubbers?! :twisted: :lol:



Incidentally, I've got the original Fog Cutter recipe (and a host of others fer salty scallywags!), if anyone's interested.

*On his creation, Trader Vic said, "Fog Cutter, hell. After two of these, you won't even see the stuff." ;) :lol:
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Stolen from the biggest pirate of them all:
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Yarr, it be that time again.
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Even Flickarrrrrrrrrrr has added pirate as a language, ye scurvy sons of salty sea dogs!
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More or less on topic. My friend's husband is manager of a mariners' retirement home. Cue many gags about dealing with "crusty old seamen"...

:urff: :lol:
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Nuthin' on Google, the mangy curs. Slit their gizzards, hoist their innards, splice their mainbraces, bloody hell I'm overBOOaaarrrddd...
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timsinister wrote:overBOOaaarrrddd...
Walk, you plank!

Wait a minute, that's not right ... or is it...? :innocent: :lol:
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I live in the West Country - everyone talks like a Pirate here!!
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