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Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 11:29
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Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 11:38
Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 12:59
Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman on SAS selection.
For the final test they are ordered to enter a room and shoot the person in the room.
Englishman goes in. 2 seconds later he comes out in tears.
"whats the matter" says the instructor.
"Thats my wife in there. I can't do it"
"You've failed" says the instructor.
Scotsman walks in. 2 seconds later walks out in tears.
"whats the matter" says the instructor.
"Thats my wife in there. I can't do it"
"You've failed" says the instructor.
Irishman walks in. Theres a loud bang and about 2 minutes later he appears, cut and bleeding.
!What happened" says the instructor.
"I pointed the pistol, pulled the trigger. It was a blank so I had to beat the bitch to death!"
For the final test they are ordered to enter a room and shoot the person in the room.
Englishman goes in. 2 seconds later he comes out in tears.
"whats the matter" says the instructor.
"Thats my wife in there. I can't do it"
"You've failed" says the instructor.
Scotsman walks in. 2 seconds later walks out in tears.
"whats the matter" says the instructor.
"Thats my wife in there. I can't do it"
"You've failed" says the instructor.
Irishman walks in. Theres a loud bang and about 2 minutes later he appears, cut and bleeding.
!What happened" says the instructor.
"I pointed the pistol, pulled the trigger. It was a blank so I had to beat the bitch to death!"
Posted: 19 Sep 2007, 18:24
