Did Petroccelli ever finish building his House?

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Or is he still living in that Caravan?.
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Wow, that's pretty random!

I'm voting for caravan - that wall never seemed grow from week to week. Far too busy keeping the streets clean.
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i don't think he ever did. he should have been earning enough to get a builder in.. surely?
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- I want a caravan, and you're going to buy it for me.
- What's wrong with the one we have now?
- Oh nothing, Tommy, it's tip top... I'm just not so sure about the color...

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He never did move in

I just loved the fact that at the summing up in court every week the real killer would be sitting up the back just waiting for petrosmelly to point them out!
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weebleswobble wrote:...the real killer would be sitting up the back just waiting for petrosmelly to point them out!
Actually that's not all that uncommon in real life apparently. My brother (who is an actor) did some extra work on Crimewatch a while back. During the filming of the reconstruction, there was this odd bloke hanging round (like people do whenever there's filming) but odd-bloke kept muttering stuff like "that's not right," and "no it happened like that."

They nicked him and it turned out he was the guy they were looking for. One of the production staff said to my brother that it wasn't the first time the criminal had turned up to watch the reconstruction of their crime. :|
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