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Joke of the day 25-10-2007

Posted: 25 Oct 2007, 12:07
by silentNate
A Woman's Poem

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.


He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.


I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,


I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.


I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.


Then I turned around and smacked the s**t out of him...

Like his mother used to do. ;D