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biggy
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My mate went to see Anti Product in a pub in Sheffield recently.
He met up with others there and got talking to this "scrawny looking little bald bloke" in the Casbah.
He said to one of the other lads "who's your mate then?" to be told "!That's Andrew, he used to be in a band called the sisters of mercy".

Haha

In unrelated news.
I saw Artery tonight & I could see my mate across the room talking to some scruffy bloke. I went over and said "been picking tramps up again?". The bloke turned round and it was Jarvis Cocker. How we laughed. :lol:
Love ? Love is just f**king with a kiss thrown in !!!
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SomeKindOfStranger
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no...sorry......cant see one...... :wink:
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paul
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biggy wrote:My mate went to see Anti Product in a pub in Sheffield recently.
He met up with others there and got talking to this "scrawny looking little bald bloke" in the Casbah.
He said to one of the other lads "who's your mate then?" to be told "!That's Andrew, he used to be in a band called the sisters of mercy".

Haha

In unrelated news.
I saw Artery tonight & I could see my mate across the room talking to some scruffy bloke. I went over and said "been picking tramps up again?". The bloke turned round and it was Jarvis Cocker. How we laughed. :lol:
Lovely story !!! :lol:
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Maisey
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Jarvis Cocker called me a dolphin wanker!

I was at his show at connect festival, after having consumed something nice that the lady next to me had pulled out of her bra and Jarvis was talking about wanking dophins.

All I heard was "wanking" so I cheered loudly for wanking in a silent moment and he pointed at me and said "that man masterbates dolphins!"

True story
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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