Heartland

This week's episode:

me going to the police to report a theft from my car: side window smashed in and theft of some personal stuff including a brand new portable GPS.

Cop (with sense of humor): ah, I see, that must be the newest version of GPS, the one that is to heavy to actually carry?

Me: not at all, it's quite small and doesn't weight that much.

Cop: and why do you leave it in the car, then?

me:

Cop: any idea who did this?

me: nope. It could have been anyone, as far as I'm concerned.

But then it hit me, it must be someone with a horrible taste of music. In my car there are at least 10 CD's of the Sisters. They got them out of the glovedepartment, but left them on the front seat. So, in concluson of this preliminary investigation: it can't be anyone from Heartland

Next week: how did I recover from the bloody cold I got driving 200 kilometers on the highway with a window down

Bad news but described in a very funny way...

Ozpat wrote:Bad news but described in a very funny way...

When looking at your identity, I might reconsider the earlier statement that Heartlanders can't be involved.

The theft happened in a city at the border of the Schelde

Right in front of the Crown Plaza hotel, last thursday between 19.00 and 23.00. Where were you at that time?

The fact that you didn't take my CD's might well be the fact you already have all the CD's (in triple: one to play at your stereo, one to play in the car and one to put on display in your living room)

Yup, the plot thickens

Maybe I should call my gorgeous assistent to cross examine you a bit further?

HisWimmNess wrote:

Ozpat wrote:Bad news but described in a very funny way...

When looking at your identity, I might reconsider the earlier statement that Heartlanders can't be involved.

The theft happened in a city at the border of the Schelde

Right in front of the Crown Plaza hotel, last thursday between 19.00 and 23.00. Where were you at that time?

The fact that you didn't take my CD's might well be the fact you already have all the CD's (in triple: one to play at your stereo, one to play in the car and one to put on display in your living room)

Yup, the plot thickens

Maybe I should call my gorgeous assistent to cross examine you a bit further?

In thoughts I might have been there but in fact I was there on Saturday afternoon in a city called Antwerp....

Antwerp eh?

The Crown Plaza is in Antwerp, eh?

Gorgeous assistent sent to you by express mail

I recommend calling these guys in on the case

They were very helpful finding my missing pies...

Bummer about the smash n'grab, though - it's not the loss of the stuff, it's the hassle of the insurance, loss of no claims bonus, being treated like a criminal by your insurance company...bastids.

EvilBastard wrote:I recommend calling these guys in on the case

They were very helpful finding my missing pies...

Bummer about the smash n'grab, though - it's not the loss of the stuff, it's the hassle of the insurance, loss of no claims bonus, being treated like a criminal by your insurance company...bastids.

hilarious

Ozpat wrote: In thoughts I might have been there but in fact I was there on Saturday afternoon in a city called Antwerp....

I'm your witness for Saturday but unfortunately Pat, I can't give you an alibi for Thursday ... Was wondering whether you had been out

libby wrote:

Ozpat wrote: In thoughts I might have been there but in fact I was there on Saturday afternoon in a city called Antwerp....

I'm your witness for Saturday but unfortunately Pat, I can't give you an alibi for Thursday ... Was wondering whether you had been out

And he arrived saturday afternoon with hs brand new GPS, no? Not to heavy, a bit stylish?

(yupyup, the plot really thickens)

libby wrote:

Ozpat wrote: In thoughts I might have been there but in fact I was there on Saturday afternoon in a city called Antwerp....

I'm your witness for Saturday but unfortunately Pat, I can't give you an alibi for Thursday ... Was wondering whether you had been out

First the age of 29 and now you are wondering about my where abouts on Thursday and giving Wimke more clues? You out of all people?

... divide and conquer ...

it has been done before, you know...

HisWimmNess wrote:

libby wrote:

Ozpat wrote: In thoughts I might have been there but in fact I was there on Saturday afternoon in a city called Antwerp....

I'm your witness for Saturday but unfortunately Pat, I can't give you an alibi for Thursday ... Was wondering whether you had been out

And he arrived saturday afternoon with hs brand new GPS, no? Not to heavy, a bit stylish?

(yupyup, the plot really thickens)

Patje ... some time ago you told me you did not have a GPS .... did not know you were so much in need

libby wrote:

HisWimmNess wrote:

libby wrote:

I'm your witness for Saturday but unfortunately Pat, I can't give you an alibi for Thursday ... Was wondering whether you had been out

And he arrived saturday afternoon with hs brand new GPS, no? Not to heavy, a bit stylish?

(yupyup, the plot really thickens)

Patje ... some time ago you told me you did not have a GPS .... did not know you were so much in need

.......Now Lies.....Would I need GPS to find my around in 't Stad?

Actually CSI.....I went to see Crowded House in Cologne. No Schelde there though I did borrow a GPS from my girlfriends' uncle...

EDIT: My inner voice just told me it was one week earlier that gig!

I was just on ze feun wiz inspector Cleuzou.

It seems to him the last posts from Oz look a bit nervous, pretending to have lost track of time and stuff. It's almost as good as a confession

HisWimmNess wrote:I was just on ze feun wiz inspector Cleuzou.

It seems to him the last posts from Oz look a bit nervous, pretending to have lost track of time and stuff. It's almost as good as a confession

HILARIOUS!!!!!!

* Grabbing coat and sneeking out*

Just received a mail from Inspector Columbo.
It seems that someone has stolen his COAT
Might be the same thief, might be not

looks like ya didn't only catched a cold, but that the one in the car before you migth have been smoking some heavy stuff with his window open.

I know who did it. I could give ya a name (I hate the basterd) and yad feel better, you probably won't have recovered the GPS but yad feel better. I bet yad feel beter you'd really do, I swear.

you're all crazy ya knoo

Real-life crime has never been so funny! No offence HisWimmNess, but I hope you get done again real soon.

I don't own a car but I've got a GPS for sale- one of those new ones. Real light in the hands it is

Two suspicious-looking personae were spotted in the vicinity of said vehicle at the time stated.

However, they fled the crime-scene afore someone could make a positive ID.

They were both dressed up to look like women and one was in possession of illegal substances.

All tips more than welcome.






IZ.

We actually had them around once. When our daft neighbours decided that it would be a good idea to throw the imitation gun they had used to threaten someone with over the wall and on our oiltank. Cue arrival of army bomb disposal and multitude of people in white suits. And a somber looking local PSNO officer apologising for ruining our Christmas Eve, but would you mind staying around for a few hours so we can clear this up...

it's a bird !!! no it's a plain !!!! nooooooo it's megamindy, bet she can catch the baddie

Nice to know people are enjoying my misery

The stolen GPS has been blocked permanently right now, so I hope the new buyer will visit his seller very soon to have a nice discussion

The new GPS is working fine, btw.

For the rest the car has been repaired, new window and a total check-up of the electronics involved, because there was also some damage there

The cold has arrived, so I'm sneezing wy way around right now. But, according to the guys from the Medical Crime Scene (yeah, it's also a series on tv) it isn't that dangerous.
Then again, according to them it's a virus and it might affect everyone who has opended this thread