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Joke of the day 06/03/2003

Posted: 06 Mar 2003, 07:24
by JettBlackUK
What did the magic tractor turn in to?

A FIELD :P :P

Posted: 06 Mar 2003, 08:29
by Thea
did you see this yourself or is it word-of-mouth?

Posted: 06 Mar 2003, 21:56
by JettBlackUK
I do not know wot u mean LOL

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CD's ?

In IRAQ

Soz :?

Posted: 07 Mar 2003, 13:24
by Thea
i keep mine in shoeboxes

Posted: 08 Mar 2003, 00:20
by Andy TG
I have seen your sort on the radio! ;-)

Posted: 08 Mar 2003, 11:23
by Thea
you SAW them on the radio?

Posted: 09 Mar 2003, 18:09
by Izzy HaveMercy
Where did the general hide his armies?




Up his sleevies!



IZZY.

Posted: 09 Mar 2003, 23:02
by CellThree
What's brown and sticky?





A Stick!

Posted: 10 Mar 2003, 01:10
by Quiff Boy
CellThree wrote:What's brown and sticky?





A Stick!
thats debaser's favourite ever joke! mind she doesnt get angry when she finds you have stolen it!! :o :D :D :D

Posted: 11 Mar 2003, 22:13
by CellThree
Me? :innocent:

That's been a favourite of mine since I was this knee high to a grasshopper. Also it is one of the few jokes that I can remember. :eek: