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Quiff Boy wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7094764.stm

stop the world. i wanna get off :lol:
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Not as mad as trying to have sex with a bicycle!

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the-happening wrote:Not as mad as trying to have sex with a bicycle!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/gla ... 095134.stm
The BBC wrote: "Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink."
Those weegies... :roll:
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EvilBastard wrote:
the-happening wrote:Not as mad as trying to have sex with a bicycle!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/gla ... 095134.stm
The BBC wrote: "Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink."
Those weegies... :roll:
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Quiff Boy wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7094764.stm

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weebleswobble wrote: Image

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the-happening wrote:Not as mad as trying to have sex with a bicycle!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/gla ... 095134.stm
Not that I'm trying to justify it, and OK it was a hostel so it would be subject to rules of the house and stuff, but surely what someone does in the privacy of their own space (so long as no-one else gets hurt) should be their own business? The right to "live peacefully in the accommodation without nuisance from your landlord" is standard in any tenancy agreement. The fact that the law got involved is even more disturbing.
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mh wrote:Not that I'm trying to justify it, and OK it was a hostel so it would be subject to rules of the house and stuff, but surely what someone does in the privacy of their own space (so long as no-one else gets hurt) should be their own business? The right to "live peacefully in the accommodation without nuisance from your landlord" is standard in any tenancy agreement. The fact that the law got involved is even more disturbing.
Maybe cyclesexuality is illegal in Scotland..? :eek:
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I want to ride my bicycle,
I want to ride my bike...
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this is Glasgow, we'll just have sex with you :innocent:
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:eek: Reeeeaaaallly... Hmm. :twisted:
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What mh said. Bizarre.
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Agreed. I can't think of any justification in punishing somebody for what was essentially a harmless act that was done alone and behind locked doors! I find the invasion of privacy and the narrow mindedness of the sherrif very concerning. Not to mention the expense of bringing the case to court and the inevitible ridicule the guy would have to face afterwards. I fail to see the attraction myself but it was only a bike for fucks sake - hardly deserving of the Sex Offenders Register :evil:
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SINsister wrote:
weebleswobble wrote: Image

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Andrew S wrote:it was only a bike for fucks sake

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Totally agree, by the way. Violation of privacy and'all.

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Francis wrote:
SINsister wrote:
weebleswobble wrote: Image

;D
*Faints in a puddle of drool* :twisted: :oops: :innocent:
Mmm... She's gorgeous. Who is she?
:lol: :P Pffffft.
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Francis wrote:Mmm... She's gorgeous. Who is she?
Put it this way...if you had friends staying this weekend, and they needed to be punished, you might ask "her" to "beat my guest" - apparently (s)he's got a whip in her valise...
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...and here, I thought he was being facetious. :eek: :eek: :eek:

Could it really be possible that Francis *wasn't* kidding?! I dunno what to think, now. The implications are staggering.

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I can't imagine that Francis' post wasn't facetious :lol:
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His reputation proceeds him! :notworthy:

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