16/11 how to sell more glasses?
Posted: 15 Nov 2007, 22:09
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Posted: 15 Nov 2007, 22:15
Not fair! 
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Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 09:07
I need my glasses checked, I thought it said ARF!foco 
Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 14:26
Your glasses are okay, James.
Only slightly steamed up.
Only slightly steamed up.
Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 19:24
A big woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?".
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. At the end of the bar was a skinny little guy who was very, VERY drunk. The guy slammed his hand on the bar and said, "Give dat Ballerina a drink!"
The bartender, a close friend of the guy, poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned again to the patrons and pointed around at all of them, revealing her hairy armpit, and asked, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?" Once again he slapped his hand down on the bar and said, "Give dat Ballerina a nudder drink!"
The bartender finally approached his friend and said, "Listen my friend, I know it's your business if you want to buy that lady a drink, but how come you keep calling her a Ballerina?""To me, any woman who can lift her leg dat high, got to be a Ballerina!"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. At the end of the bar was a skinny little guy who was very, VERY drunk. The guy slammed his hand on the bar and said, "Give dat Ballerina a drink!"
The bartender, a close friend of the guy, poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned again to the patrons and pointed around at all of them, revealing her hairy armpit, and asked, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?" Once again he slapped his hand down on the bar and said, "Give dat Ballerina a nudder drink!"
The bartender finally approached his friend and said, "Listen my friend, I know it's your business if you want to buy that lady a drink, but how come you keep calling her a Ballerina?""To me, any woman who can lift her leg dat high, got to be a Ballerina!"
Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 20:03
Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 21:06
CAT LOVERS will find this not only highly amusing but also painfully true! Laffed my ass off.
not now james
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Laffed my ass off.not now james
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Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 22:37
Ass still in place but
<= substantially amused!
Posted: 17 Nov 2007, 00:10
stupid Fecker, he let a cat in, in the first placeIzzy HaveMercy wrote:CAT LOVERS will find this not only highly amusing but also painfully true!
not now james
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deserves a battering, the Clint!
Posted: 17 Nov 2007, 00:59
not meow James
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