Heartland

3 couples are sat eating breakfast -






The Englishman turns to his wife and asks - "Can you pass me the honey, Honey!"
















The American turns to his wife and asks - "Can you pass me the sugar, Sugar!"















The Glaswegian turns to his wife and says - "Gie us the milk, ya cow!"

My parents are from Glasgow which means they're incredibly hard, but I was never smacked as a child...


... well maybe one or two grams to get me to sleep at night.