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British girls guilty of Ghana drug smuggling

Some dozy tart wrote:There were basically two boys over here who gave us two bags. We never thought anything bad was inside ... they told us to go to the UK and drop it off to some boy at the airport. It was basically like a set-up. They didn't tell us nothing, we didn't think nothing, because basically we are innocent. We don't know nothing about this drugs and stuff, we don't know nothing.

"Excuse me, little girl - I'd like to give you GBP3000 and a free holiday if you go to Ghana and pick up a package for me."
Is there anything about this that sounds even remotely kosher? Lock 'em up and throw away the key.

You wouldn't laugh if it was your stash dude

EvilBastard wrote:British girls guilty of Ghana drug smuggling

Some dozy tart wrote:...we don't know nothing.

That's an understatement (despite being a double-negative).

silentNate wrote:You wouldn't laugh if it was your stash dude

I make sure I get my stash from Colombia, where the mules know better than to sing like canaries when they get caught - the reason being that while it may bey 10 years before they see their families again, at least they won't find their kids dismembered pour encourager les autres.

In before "Me fail English, that's unpossible".

SINsister wrote:That's an understatement (despite being a double-negative).

Reminds me of a tale about a linguistics professor giving a lecture: "In English, a double negative ought correctly to be interpreted as a positive. In some languages though, a double negative reinforces the negative. However there is no language in which a double positive turns into a negative."

A voice piped up from the back of the lecture theatre: "Yeah. Right."

markfiend wrote:

SINsister wrote:That's an understatement (despite being a double-negative).

Reminds me of a tale about a linguistics professor giving a lecture: "In English, a double negative ought correctly to be interpreted as a positive. In some languages though, a double negative reinforces the negative. However there is no language in which a double positive turns into a negative."

A voice piped up from the back of the lecture theatre: "Yeah. Right."

Heard that yin 7 yrs ago and it was a Scots accent saying "Aye, right!"

Those girls probably aren't any more stupid than 90% of you. That's what makes me sick about this.

itnAklipse wrote:Those girls probably aren't any more stupid than 90% of you. That's what makes me sick about this.

How Very Dare You
Take your sweeping generalisations and shove them up your...

itnAklipse wrote:Those girls probably aren't any more stupid than 90% of you. That's what makes me sick about this.

Now that wasn't a very nice thing to say at all.

Frisbeeeeeeeeeee!

Now, now, dei - hair across it this morning? Really, ffs...

SINsister wrote:Really, ffs...

What've I done now?

Planet Dave wrote:

SINsister wrote:Really, ffs...

What've I done now?

OMG.

itnAklipse wrote:Those girls probably aren't any more stupid than 90% of you. That's what makes me sick about this.

Ok, fair enough - let's put this one to the test:
Raise your hands anyone who would take a wodge of cash to go to Ghana to pick up a couple of bags from a couple of complete strangers in order to fly them back to [country of your choice] and hand them over to a third complete stranger at the airport.

HL has 2408 registered users - let's say half of them don't log-on on a regular basis. So our survey pool is 1204 users - based on the idea that these girls probably aren't any more stupid than 90% of us, I'm expecting over a thousand of you lot to put your hands in the air.

Get waving, everyone...

really stupid girls.....it was better to do their business in Nigeria......more cocaine and less cops

... shouldn't it be:

Unner age Inglerlaand (future) page 3 stunnas is nongram incident on way back from sunny sangria and sex climes!
see pages 8&9