Reason to read the Guardian #478,812

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Steven Poole wrote:Here is what the electronic book of the future will be like:
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11. I will be able to use the ebook as a reliable flat surface for rolling cigarettes or other leaf-based refreshments, without worrying about debris shorting the motherboard.
You don't get that kind of honesty in The Thunderer :lol:
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Steven Poole wrote:other leaf-based refreshments
He's strong to the finish 'cos he eats his spinach? :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
Steven Poole wrote:other leaf-based refreshments
He's strong to the finish 'cos he eats his spinach? :innocent:
Maybe he's a very hungry caterpillar...?

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I like the Guardian 8)

Any way we can turn this thread into a Daily Mail bashing excersise?
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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EvilBastard wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Steven Poole wrote:other leaf-based refreshments
He's strong to the finish 'cos he eats his spinach? :innocent:
Maybe he's a very hungry caterpillar...?

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Oh MAN that's a blast from the past! It's all thanks to that caterpillar I can read your post now :lol:
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In other news:

BRITAIN'S FINEST RAG :wink:
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sayin' nowt :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:In other news:

BRITAIN'S FINEST RAG :wink:
Nice boots :D

I was most miffed when The Guardian went Berliner - now too thick to be folded horizontally, and too wide to be folded vertically.
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EvilBastard wrote:Berliner
Mmmm donuts :lol:
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boudicca wrote:In other news:

BRITAIN'S FINEST RAG :wink:
Pretty, and with a copy of the Independent. Who could ask for more? :lol:
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Couldn't ask for prettier, but maybe a copy of the Guardian?

Although maybe Dark and I shouldn't take this line of thoughts any further, we don't want to look too much like a pair of randy 18 year old boys, especially sinse she's sharing a floor with us :wink:
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Don't stop on my account :innocent:
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Speak for yourself, I'm still 17 until 2 weeks after the gig. :lol:
But no, we'll be good. Though doubtless I'll have an Indie with me anyway, it won't be creeping, I assure ye. :lol:

Besides, I'm sure Claire doesn't mind us too much.. it's a step up from Lee and I singing altered Sisters songs about her beauty ;D

EDIT: What'd I tell you? Lebe sie hoch. :lol:
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What kind of lady likes a pair of young men that she knows she's going to have to share sleeping space with, flirting with her [/total faith in own attractiveness] :wink:

But seriously, gotta lady to be faithful to, otherwise I won't say I didn't consider going up homeless and relying on my ability to pull to get a bed for the night, the challange appealed to me somewhat.
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Good boy... shame there's men twice your age who don't hold the same code of conduct... but hey, we live and learn :|
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boudicca wrote:Good boy... shame there's men twice your age who don't hold the same code of conduct... but hey, we live and learn :|
Blame my oncoming fatherhood for that ;D :twisted:

just kidding, as good looking as Claire is, I'd only make avances to The Hat :von: ;)

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Wish I could say the same, Maisey. The last thing I needed was to find the girl I wanted all year, and my best friend (the girl I wanted all LAST year) may be getting together. :|
But hey, teenage angst and all, at least all the single people down here just intermingle and try their best with strings-free affection. It's the best we can hope for.

...*tumbleweed*..sorry, I forgot we were supposed to be discussing Claire's beauty and Maisey's admirable conduct. ><
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Stopped reading the Guardian except for on Saturday's. Too much nonsense particulary in the G2 section and often badly printed which makes it hard to read.
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Someone removed Boudicca's post so therefore my reply will make no sense...
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silentNate wrote:Someone removed Boudicca's post so therefore my reply will make no sense...
Not sure of which post you're speaking, but perhaps Claire removed the post herself..? From what I recall of the posts in this thread, none of the mods would've had any reason whatsoever to do so, as I see it.
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silentNate wrote:Someone removed Boudicca's post so therefore my reply will make no sense...
T'was me.
Just wanted to avoid personal overbombing, that's all :|

Carry on carrying on... ooh Matron! :eek: :lol:
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I had to retrieve my jaw from the floor but it seems undamaged :eek: :lol:
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silentNate wrote:I had to retrieve my jaw from the floor but it seems undamaged :eek: :lol:
:lol: Yep, you would have.

Ah well, if we don't laugh we cry. I don't particularly relish the idea of clogging up this board with that stuff, it doesn't deserve the focus of my attention anyway. Wheras the crack with my good chums on here does.
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Well, if it helps to share, my inbox is only 98% full, so I'll gladly listen. :)
It's taken all week for me to start feeling normal again, so I guess I need to share the karma.
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Dark wrote:Well, if it helps to share, my inbox is only 98% full, so I'll gladly listen. :)
It's taken all week for me to start feeling normal again, so I guess I need to share the karma.
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Never got to hear the end of the story so I guess I remain not satisfied :?
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