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Fab Joke of the day 11.03.03
Posted: 11 Mar 2003, 16:25
by Mrs RicheyJames
Posted: 11 Mar 2003, 17:40
by Thea
heh...heh... monkeys are funny.
Posted: 13 Mar 2003, 14:18
by rian
monkey business
Posted: 13 Mar 2003, 15:38
by paint it black
We've just been notified that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of our office. Five of the six have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Fukinabaat, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody. Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin, at your office. Security is confident that anyone who looks like she or he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are obviously not a suspect at this time...
Posted: 13 Mar 2003, 16:43
by Quiff Boy
paint it black wrote:We've just been notified that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of our office. Five of the six have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Fukinabaat, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody. Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin, at your office. Security is confident that anyone who looks like she or he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are obviously not a suspect at this time...
arf!
Posted: 13 Mar 2003, 21:17
by Mrs RicheyJames
Why didn't my joke get an arf?
Posted: 15 Mar 2003, 20:13
by Izzy HaveMercy
Coz it's about MONKEYS.
Duh.
Re: Fab Joke of the day 11.03.03
Posted: 15 Mar 2003, 21:24
by Andy TG
Just out of interest - who would give a stapler to a monkey - I know "monkeys" have thumbs but there are limits
BTW - ARF!
Posted: 16 Mar 2003, 03:18
by Mrs RicheyJames
Erm Ta for the arf!!! But I really have no idea about the stapeler thing!!!
Posted: 16 Mar 2003, 18:29
by Andy TG
An Oldie But A Goodie - IMHO
"A horse walks into a bar, and the Barman says
"Why the long face""
ARF!