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Work update
Posted: 05 Dec 2007, 20:37
by markfiend
Busy busy busy!
The guy they took on as my assistant has gone; he was completely useless. For the geeky among you, a taste of the html code he wrote:
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<div align="center"><span class="style1"><img src="spacer.gif" width="100" height="100"></span><span class="style1"><img src="spacer.gif" width="100" height="100"></span><span class="style1"><img src="spacer.gif" width="100" height="100"></span><span class="style1"><img src="spacer.gif" width="100" height="100"></span><span class="style1"><img src="spacer.gif" width="100" height="100"></span><span class="style1"><img src="spacer.gif" width="100" height="100"></span></div>
<p class="style2"> </p>
<p class="style2"> </p>
<p class="style2"> </p>
<p class="style2"> </p>
<p class="style2"> </p>
Like, WTF?
Anyone looking for work as an assistant php/html programmer/designer in Leeds get in touch
I'm that busy, I can't even face coming online at home most of the time. I'm working 9 and 10 hour days trying to do two people's work! But hey, the job's exactly what I want to be doing, and the people are great.
Posted: 05 Dec 2007, 20:46
by James Blast
who let the Meerraat back in?
Posted: 05 Dec 2007, 20:53
by mh
Looks like FrontPage to me.
At least, I would sincerely hope that
no-one would consciously write something like that by hand.
Posted: 05 Dec 2007, 20:55
by Syberberg
James Blast wrote:who let the Meerraat back in?
So meerkats play Offside too? I thought it was just ordinary cats.
Posted: 05 Dec 2007, 20:58
by Dark
That's not FrontPage.. I used to use FrontPage and it wasn't as bad as
that.
Though I always tidied the code up by hand afterwards.
Posted: 05 Dec 2007, 21:03
by markfiend
No, he managed to come up with that monstrosity in Dreamweaver.
Posted: 05 Dec 2007, 21:04
by markfiend
James Blast wrote:who let the Meerraat back in?
Oh, feel my pain
Br'er James they've got me working on a Peecee! On Windoze!
Posted: 05 Dec 2007, 21:09
by 6FeetOver
markfiend wrote:No, he managed to come up with that monstrosity in Dreamweaver.
Does Gary Wright know about this?!
Coat!
Re: Work update
Posted: 05 Dec 2007, 21:15
by timsinister
markfiend wrote:
Anyone looking for work as an assistant php/html programmer/designer in Leeds get in touch
You know where I am comrade.
Posted: 05 Dec 2007, 22:36
by James Blast
markfiend wrote:Oh, feel my pain
Br'er James they've got me working on a Peecee! On Windoze!
you are forgiven Oh My Brother!
SINsister wrote:Does Gary Wright know about this?!
I have a feeling only you and I will get that
Posted: 05 Dec 2007, 22:37
by 6FeetOver
James Blast wrote:SINsister wrote:Does Gary Wright know about this?!
I have a feeling only you and I will get that
Pffffffffffffffft.
Posted: 05 Dec 2007, 22:49
by James Blast
what band was he in in the 70s, then
no Googling!
Posted: 05 Dec 2007, 22:54
by 6FeetOver
I know the answer to that, Mistah Blast, but
only because I looked him up earlier for the lyrics to the afore-alluded-to tune...
Posted: 05 Dec 2007, 23:55
by James Blast
I think I saw them support Uriah Heep...
we need Thrash Harry to confirm that tho'
Posted: 05 Dec 2007, 23:59
by 6FeetOver
Posted: 06 Dec 2007, 00:03
by Petseri
James Blast wrote:SINsister wrote:Does Gary Wright know about this?!
I have a feeling only you and I will get that
Thanks much, guys. Talk about internal jukebox. Guess what is going through my head now, especially the electronic fluttering noises?
Posted: 06 Dec 2007, 00:19
by James Blast
I'm a Spooky Tooth kinda guy and she's lyin'!
Posted: 06 Dec 2007, 00:31
by 6FeetOver
Petseri wrote:Thanks much, guys. Talk about internal jukebox. Guess what is going through my head now, especially the electronic fluttering noises?
Bwahahaha! Ok, so now
you know how
I feel every friggin' time I see that confounded word!
GRRRRRRR.
Posted: 06 Dec 2007, 00:33
by 6FeetOver
James Blast wrote:I'm a Spooky Tooth kinda guy and she's lyin'!
Ok, ok, maybe not
kindergarten, then. But surely 'tweren't past 2nd or 3rd grade! Cripes!
Posted: 06 Dec 2007, 00:34
by James Blast
what happens when you see Flash?
Posted: 06 Dec 2007, 00:38
by 6FeetOver
Posted: 08 Dec 2007, 09:18
by markfiend
What the f*ck are you lot on about?
Posted: 08 Dec 2007, 10:32
by mh
This is HL,
Mark, and you of all people should know better than to ask that kinda question.
Posted: 08 Dec 2007, 10:52
by markfiend
mh wrote:This is HL,
Mark, and you of all people should know better than to ask that kinda question.
Well, yeah
Posted: 08 Dec 2007, 17:23
by 6FeetOver
markfiend wrote:What the f*ck are you lot on about?
Ask MC Blaaast, maaaaaan!
