Heartland

i'd like to say it was thus, but it's definitely the huge amount of base amphetamine i've eaten since i woke up thursday morning. ...

BTW if you didn't believe i was twatted, i thought i'd posted this in General Chat.....

Lee, what are we going to do with you, hmm?

Give me one good reason...

Sadly, I'll never know.

SINsister wrote:Lee, what are we going to do with you, hmm?

nod politely;
always have somewhere urgent to attend;
never say " pop around and make yourself at home"; - not unless you want a dozen badly-disintegrating lorries/caravans and there attendant work-shy, soap-dodging anarchist owners parked on your front lawn for six months. trying to sell you the big issue whilst playing "the age of aquarius" on a penny-whistle once owned by jim morrison's hairdresser
(maaaaan).

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

SINsister wrote:Lee, what are we going to do with you, hmm?

nod politely;
always have somewhere urgent to attend;
never say " pop around and make yourself at home"; - not unless you want a dozen badly-disintegrating lorries/caravans and there attendant work-shy, soap-dodging anarchist owners parked on your front lawn for six months. trying to sell you the big issue whilst playing "the age of aquarius" on a penny-whistle once owned by jim morrison's hairdresser
(maaaaan).

1. I rarely do anything politely.

b. I'm going nowhere - and fast.

pi. Well, that might actually be rather lovely - but it would entail about 4000+ miles' worth of travel for the aforementioned smelly circus, and I ain't footing the bill.

my truck couldn't have made it round the corner let alone trans-atlantic. :oops!:

and i object to "smelly circus"..."aromaticly-dysfunctional nomads" or "traditionally scented itinerant drug-fiends is less offensive (a condition i acheive only when i'm up-wind of people)

Unfortunately for me, I have the nose of a bloodhound. Are you trying to kill me, sir?

The notion of a dysfunctional nomadic existence appeals quite a bit, though. Hmm... I'll have to do without the enhanced perception bit (*cough*), and I'll need some soap and water, but still... Hmm.

SOAP and WATER!!!!???? honestly -0some people want the moon on a stick!.

(tell you what SIN, do you want to wave your moderate wand and stick this thread in general with all the other dross please? if i wasn't being the one
dribbling shite, it would p*ss me off this being in Sisters Chat.

Nah, but some of them thar nebulae would do quite nicely!


*Wand waved*

nice one.

i thought about buying a constellation once, but the prices were astronomical.

i think that's my coat over there..

Good grief!

I would actually wander into Sisters chat if all threads started there were as thought-provoking as this 'un, Lee

i'm sorry claire -i don't think chicks are allowed into sisters chat/weeding/trading are they?

Lee is back

and stabbed.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i'm sorry claire -i don't think chicks are allowed into sisters chat/weeding/trading are they?

Naw, they've just got more sense

I just sat here for nearly half an hour trying to figure out which option could possibly represent my opinion.
...realizing zhat all zhose years of learning english taughlt me nuffing..
Is it
`no' (boys only)
Oh, yes, YES!
'no' (girls only)

I'm fearful....

Your .sig isn't working, d00my.

that'll be a guid thing

Dark wrote:Your .sig isn't working, d00my.

ah yes... that'll be down to that business with the hosting people and the police Still not happy about that.
New sig soon....