Heartland

At least now we know what he's up to when he's not touring...

For the Germanically impaired, the chap's called Heino.

Ahráyeph wrote:For the Germanically impaired, the chap's called Heino.

I think "Heinous" might be a bit more appropriate...

"you look awful lot more like dj bobo than i look like heino...and i've been trying" - Eldritch -97 (probably in Rendsburg)

... of which we now have definite proof...

They could share their sunglasses...

Somewhere in the realm of Mighty Vicus I read that fans gave a CD by Heino to .
..it was said that he was not amused..
But why, oh why?

Christian wrote:They could share their sunglasses...

I'd love to hear do Danny Boy on the next tour...

...actually, thinking about it, a cover album would solve a number of the problems related to recording songs by former band members. Some suggestions:

Hasta Manana Monsieur (Sparks)
Small Town Boy (Bronski Beat)
Free World (Kirsty MacColl)
In Your Room (The Bangles)
Fight for your Right (Beastie Boys)
Fade Away & Radiate (Blondie)

Christian wrote:They could share their sunglasses...

In that photo, Heino looks more like Max Headroom than Von.

With his booming voice, bright blonde hair, and ever present sunglasses, Heino is considered a national treasure in his native Germany, and an icon of kitsch in the English-speaking world

The only surprise is that anyone's surprised.

Von's "mysterious" "techno" "albums" my arse. Now we know.

Christian wrote:

Either Heino has had throat cancer or Eldritch is burning a hole in his neck for stealing his garb.

Christian wrote:They could share their sunglasses...

Is that the same shirt he was wearing at the Royal Albert?

Unless he has a wardrobe full of them, I do believe it is.

Who's wardrobe..?