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Sisters with a Sounds Top 10

Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 18:28
by Warsaw
In the early 80's the music paper Sounds used to print all sorts of strange and weird top tens. It could be my imagination but I'm sure they did one for Andrew Eldtritches between song banter! I think a lot of people who weren't into the Sisters didn't get their humour but I found his comments between songs hilarious. The only one I can remember at the moment is when an audience member shouts for a song and Eldritch says in his best deadpan voice "no, we we don't play that song anymore, do we boys" (ok..ok..I know..you had to be there! I've got it on tape somewhere)

Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 19:11
by Ozpat
To mention a few......

"Good evening!"

"Isn't it strange who turns up on a day like this"

"There some strange looking people out here; I hope you're not with me. Ah ah, did I ask you to come? I think not! This is for you anyway"

"Sometimes I quite like you"

"When this a civilized city we will be pleased to play here, until such time, we will walk the wire"

"We are the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel"

"We came as a rock 'n roll band and a damn fine one. What did you come as?"

"Shut the f**k up"

"This war is wrong"

"Ca me gene pas"

"Where in the world is Radko Mladic?"

Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 19:30
by Spigel
"Welcome to London fashion week"

Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 19:59
by sisterstekland
"a day at the beach, part II" (crystal palace 93)
"good afternoon, we will do another day at the beach" (brasti 06)

Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 20:52
by paul
sisterstekland wrote:"a day at the beach, part II" (crystal palace 93)
"good afternoon, we will do another day at the beach" (brasti 06)
Hans from Belgium had a nice collection of Sisters one-liners. I don't know of he's (still) on this forum. Here's his site:
http://seej.be/

Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 22:09
by vicus

Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 22:46
by dtsom
we´re TSOM thanks for comming, thanks for having a good time
lokeren 05

it´s nice to be home
leeds 01

we´re TSOM a rock´n roll band
philladelphia 97

Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 23:16
by cardoman
Wir sind die Sisters of Mercy this is the sound of the fun hits

Scottisch bumb (?) all over the place

Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 23:27
by paint it black
from right back in the dayz when there was only 10s of us

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=218

Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 23:33
by 6FeetOver
paint it black wrote:from right back in the dayz when there was only 10s of us

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=218
Damn. :notworthy: Those were the days, eh? Wonder what's become of those folks..? :|

Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 23:34
by Petseri
A quick use of the SEARCH function comes up with at leastthis other thread for one-liners. :innocent:

Posted: 20 Dec 2007, 23:49
by robertzombie
"I can't hear me either"

Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 00:39
by mh
"And there I was with my trousers half off"
:lol:

Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 08:57
by Silence is platinum
"Sometimes people ask us why we re so gloomy and we tell them we re not,except when we have to play here.." Long beach 1985

Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 15:25
by Ozpat
"Alright hippy scum, here we come!"

Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 17:55
by mh
(Paraphrasing from memory) - "You're not Dutch, I know you're not Dutch, how do I know this? You've got Scottish written all over your bum."

Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 18:23
by James Blast
mh wrote:(Paraphrasing from memory) - "You're not Dutch, I know you're not Dutch, how do I know this? You've got Scottish written all over your bum."
from the Glasgow QMU, IIRC

Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 18:28
by mh
Trojan Horse. ;D

Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 18:34
by James Blast
thankee ;D

Mr. Smart Alec Baisturt!

Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 20:55
by cardoman
mh wrote:(Paraphrasing from memory) - "You're not Dutch, I know you're not Dutch, how do I know this? You've got Scottish written all over your bum."
Yes it was this... :notworthy: