The English are a race apart...

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markfiend
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So there was this bloke in the pub wearing a kilt...

I went over, 'Oi mate, are you a genuine Scot with that?'

He said 'What the &**& is it with you English? I tell you what, you kneel down, I can pretend seen as you've got long hair...'

I don't know, I guess we English have an obsession with underpants... :lol:
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He sounds like a tool, must be East Coast.... :innocent: :wink:
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weebleswobble wrote:He sounds like a tool, must be East Coast.... :innocent: :wink:
A mouths's a mouth :innocent:
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weebleswobble wrote:He sounds like a tool, must be East Coast.... :innocent: :wink:
Nah, that kind of witty banter is more the preserve of Glaswegians, I think...
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